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Guys- hardest choice in your life!

You wake up tied to a hospital bed. It's dark, cold, and you're naked. A door opens, and it's a man in a doctors white lab coat, and a hockey mask.

He says "I am going to add an inch to either the girth, or length of your penis. You can decide which one, but which ever one you choose i will take away an inch from the other!"

So in other words... If you choose length, he will add an inch to length, but take an inch from your girth.

If you choose girth, he will add an inch to girth, but take it from your length.

You can not negotiate with him. The max you can get or lose is an inch. Not 1/4 of an inch, and not 1/2 of an inch.

If you are 6 inches length/ 5 inches girth, and choose to add to length, you will be 7inch length, and 4inch girth.

Choose wisely, and may the force be with you.

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BluntsRolled

11 years ago | pl

My first response would be as follows:

What the fuck is this?
Who the fuck are you?
And why the fuck are you interested in my dick?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

I'd flick out the dagger attached to my wrist and bury it in the stomach of the good doctor.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  The good doctor can not be killed with a stab to the gut. He had all of his internal organs removed, and replaced them with a machanical digestive system through days of extensive surgery.
  
  Now he has removed both of your arms, and legs.
  
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  - newtdup
    
    11 years ago
    
    up under his ribcage and disconnect his heart, or cut his throat.
    
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  - Avant-Garde
    
    11 years ago
    
    Who is this man????
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      I could tell you... But then i would have to kill you!
      
      <(*_*)>|---> ^(*o*)^
      
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      - newtdup
        
        11 years ago
        
        okay, go ahead and kill me. someone's going to have to do it someday, may as well be you...please do it right the first time, I hate watching people go through the dying quivers if I don't have to.
        
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MiaScarlette.

11 years ago

Woah woah woah woah woah woah!

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deathcrazy

11 years ago

hey.. if its me then I will go for girth. because long penis is always painful to girls when its hit the cervex and the girth will always gives girls the best, enjoyment and satisfation.

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whatswayyouhave

11 years ago

Well length only matters if your going for anal sex. If you want to get to the clit you'd need your penis to be thicker.

Final Stats: 11 length, 7 girth.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

I have no penis, but I would have questions that are in need of answers.

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Legion

11 years ago

wow, that doctor has problems
I dont want him anywhere near mine.

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awesometodd

11 years ago

I would wield the pork sword to fend off the doctor

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

Either way, you're going to die from infection. Hockey mask man is not a real doctor.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Hockey mask man is an amazing doctor. He figured out a way to add length or girth to a penis, by re-distributing mass.
  
  He is probably the best doctor ever.
  
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  - VioletTrees
    
    11 years ago
    
    Hockey Mask Man doesn't understand that adding one inch of girth would take far more tissue than one inch of length would provide, apparently. Hockey Mask Man failed geometry, and was therefore not allowed to attend medical school.
    
    Furthermore, anybody who actually respected Hockey Mask Man as a medical professional would refer to him as Dr Hockey Mask Man. What are you hiding?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      That is why it is such a medical break threw.
      
      He has defied the laws of geometry and physics, and has discovered a way to increase the size of a penis one way or the other.
      
      He is a genius
      
      Also, i do not refer to him as Dr. Hockey mask man, because That would be an insult to him. He is so incredibly gifted that the title "Dr." is not good enought to express his genius. He goes by another name, but it is so awesome that the modern human can't pronounce.
      
      Therefore, i will not type it.
      
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      - VioletTrees
        
        11 years ago
        
        Haha, NOPE.
        
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Imposturously_yours

11 years ago

Whatever you feel like, doc. Just operate carefully and don't do anything weird. I'm not into cosplay and kinky medical shit.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Well since I am about an inch short of average in length and about an inch more than aberage in girth the choice is pretty easy for me. Just make it average doc and put a coat of wax on it.

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ccjigsaw

11 years ago

So... chode or pencil dick?

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Hockey mask, big knife, strange surgery. That just about sums up my Friday nights.

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c9az

11 years ago

sounds like inch more king inch less queen

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poopey-eyeball

11 years ago

Chicks like it thick, so I would go with girth

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aoi2108

11 years ago

what does he hockey mask have to do with anything?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  If you just kidnapped a grown man, stripped him naked, tied him to a bed, and continued to perform surgery on him with no plans to kill him, would you want him to see your face?
  
  If you dont like the hockey mask, i can change it to something else? Lol
  
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Incest_ishot

11 years ago

I would rather as a girl like the dick to b longer but at the same time depends on shape n size

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plinky

11 years ago

Girth baby i got plenty of inches on length!

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Anonymous Post Author

11 years ago

Huh... Girth seems more popular.

Well personally this is a tough one to answer, but i would have to choose length.

I am above average in both, so if i was to add to girth I would most likely hurt the girl im with. If i added to length, it would probably hurt, but not that bad.

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- shade_ilmaendu
  
  11 years ago
  
  Honestly, from my experience length is more painful than girth. The vagina stretches to push out a baby, there's a lot of room for it to get wider. But it can only get so long before you're stabbing into a wall. I've been with guys who couldn't fuck me very hard because I'm small and they were too long, and no amount of patience or working up to it seemed to be able to push that wall further.
  
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  - TerryVie
    
    11 years ago
    
    haha, so true.
    
    I would definitely enjoy someone with more girth better than someone with more lenght.
    I already mentioned in other posts that i have quite the child-like physique, including a small frame, so yeah, with really long ones, i run into the same problem as shade.
    I'm also built tight(according to my gyn) but girth never proved to be a show-stopper.
    
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    Wow... When i was writing this i completely forgot about the cervix.
    
    I think it can go either way though. I have been with a girl who said i was too thick.
    
    Lol i guess it depends on the girl.
    
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    - shade_ilmaendu
      
      11 years ago
      
      Definitely, our bodies are so varied from one to the other. I'm pretty small, so I guess I'm easy to bottom out in. XD
      
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      - Biggyp16
        
        11 years ago
        
        Lol that's funny but so true tho. My girlfriend can't take the whole length and it like goes half in because it hurts so much. She always said she was bottomed out haha
        
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      11 years ago
      
      o yep. bottoming out!
      
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- Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
  
  11 years ago
  
  as a woman this doesn't surprise me.
  
  the vagina feels girth better than it feels length.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    11 years ago
    
    Ahh yes. I know that girls like girth more than length.
    
    ...but guys are more obsessed with length than girth. So i imagined length to have better results.
    
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    - Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress
      
      11 years ago
      
      it might also depend on their age though ...
      
      and if women voted as well. i didn't but others might have.
      
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Mando

11 years ago

Jeez it's just your dick...

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dom180

11 years ago

You know, I have no idea what my girth is. Not a clue. It doesn't look hugely out of proportion so I guess my length and girth are about average relative to each other.

I'd go for the extra girth. Not because I'm in desperate need of it, but because I'd rather sacrifice an inch in length if I had to choose.

Also, would I get cool scars? :D

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  No scars. You will be put to sleep, operated on, and wake up in your house with the same penis.
  
  Only difference is it will be bigger in one area, and smaller in the other.
  
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