Guys, do you wash your hands after going to the bathroom?

Yes, everytime 295
No, never 76
Sometimes, if I feel like it 185
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  • mizeka

    Everytime. I don't even want to touch anything before washing my hands.

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  • TheGuruOfTheSauce

    Every time I like the soap scent

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  • nacholibre

    What absolutely kills me is when people don't wash their hands after using a public restroom. If you don't wash with people watching, when do you?

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  • Every time..I'm disgusted by how many guys don't.

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  • Schythl

    People who don't wash their hands should have them amputated.

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    • MBakke

      So that they can't wipe their asses? Lol.

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  • Newguy7777

    only if i do a shit

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  • An Army recruit and a Marine are both pissing. The Army recruit finishes and washes his hands, the Marine walks right out of the bathroom.

    The Army recruit catches up to him and says "you know in THE ARMY we learned to wash our hands". The Marine replies "Yea, and in the The Marines we learned not to piss on our hands".

    moral of the story: If your sloppy and piss all over yourself wash your hands, if you can control your dick don't.

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    • sexysonofsam

      I concur, my dick is clean, I do not wash my hands after pissing! I do however wash my hands after I have wiped my arse because my shit stinks!

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  • dn06se

    I wash my hand almost every time.

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  • RentingEmotion

    There shouldn't be a question on this.
    If they are dirty, they won't wash their hands.
    If they are clean, and care about their well-being, then they will.
    Simple as that.

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  • chicken471bologna

    only if I shit

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  • only if i wipe my ass or touch my dick i'll wash...i have ways of being very careful not to touch any part of me to avoid washing my hands.

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    • TUXON69

      yea i wash my hands if i accidentally touch my turds.

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      • DaftDave

        and how does one "accidently" touch their turds?

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        • ohwellidk

          LMAO!!!!

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  • Bobblahblah

    Lot's of people are wasting time, soap and water. Smuggy smugmos.

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  • Stifler

    I sometimes forget to.

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  • i do to stay clean and not stink like piss or shit
    I've seen alot of other men not wash after shitting and after pissing not wash their hands then im thinking you nasty motherfuckers

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    If the bathroom has soap.

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  • detroitlove81

    I wash my hands 98% of the time. If i pee within an hour of showering i might not. Also, if i am about to say.. walk the dog, i dont until we come in as i would wash them anyway. I dont like to not wash them as i feel like i have something on them even if i dont

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  • Kiklop

    Do not offend me by your suspicion.

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  • graydarkness

    everytime

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  • welcome_to_nightmare

    i cant do anything without washing my hands i lift the toilet seat wash hands take a piss put down lid and flush wash ands again. i cant scrath my ass without having to wash my hands.

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  • MegaDethfan1992

    everytime

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  • DaftDave

    I'd say i wash 90 percent of the time. If my unmentionables are clean (balls and shaft), i'm ok with skipping out, assuming my wife doesn't know haha.

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  • anymoose

    I do even if I don't spray anything on myself, but I often see other men who don't.

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  • C-span

    Every time dude! But at least half of us guys don't (I base this solely on public washroom experience)

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