Guys, do you have any weird masturbation habits or experiences?

I lined the inside of a cardboard tube with silly putty and jo'd into that. I had to throw out my silly putty though so it wasnt a good idea.

When I was younger, I reached my orgasms without touching myself, just by thinking about my fantasies or just by watching porn. Something like mental or visual jerking. It was quite a unique feeling when I came that way.
Then other unusual experiences (unusual for me, other people probably do it all the time, regularly before opening their daily newspapers):
1.masturbating in a bus - sorry but I have to disappoint any lovers of exhibitionism here because in my case I was careful not to be noticed, the above mentioned technique is quite useful also for these kinds of leisure time activities
2.having a passionate one night stand with my old vacuum cleaner (it is a household appliance, not the nickame of one of my servants, do not worry)
3.when returning home in a night bus, I went to the nearest wood near my neighbourhood and planted my seed there.

There were probably more stories in my life, but I have forgotten them. Can it be because masturbation really damages memory???:))))

I was doing it in a caravan one night on holiday and my sister growled at me from the next bedroom and told me to stop shaking the caravan. It'd been a week and I was desperate for one.

I have hundreds of these (including a very interesting one about multiple orgasms) but the question gets asked often so I like to ration them out. Next time you ask, you'll get the other story. :)

My favourite way is to sit on my bunkbed with bum on the bed end rail legs on the mattress, holding tight onto the end rail lean back so I'm now upside down I cup my erect penis between my thighs and rub my thighs together until I shoot my spunk all over the wall/my body.
I can also squat down and place my Penis between feet (under the ankle bone and above my sole and Fuck my feet but I cum too quick so don't do it that often

I went to the beach with a group of friends and afterwards we stopped at my buddy's girlfriend's place to shower and change, she was gorgeous. I whacked off in her shower. Thinking about her.
I've done it in most of my friend's houses at one time or another.
At the same time I am proud and ashamed of this fact.

After going to the beach with my cousins we came back to the house and showered. We left our bathing suits in the bathroom so afterwards I went in and locked the door. She was only 12 and absolutely cute. So I took the top and bottom of her bikini and switched which I rubbed in my face and which I was putting my penis in. I didn't cum on it but I kept rubbing semen on where her vagina and boobs were

I’ve masturbated thousands of time why smelling used panties or my cum rag (dishtowel).

I've always masturbated by humping a pillow. Before puberty, I'd watch an Eva Gardner movie called One Touch of Venus and would lay on my stomach and hump the couch cushion until I was high, and I couldn't understand why. Then 1 day I was doing it and a clear liquid shot out and I thought I was sick. I told my best friend cause I was worried, and he told me about jerking off, and that he shot white milky stuff. Pretty soon, I shot that too, but I knew it was normal, and started creaming on my pillow until my mother yelled at me. Afterward, I made sure I always had Kleenex by my bed.