Guys - question about erection in front of platonic female friend

When you have an erection that’s NOT because of her or something she said or did, do you care if she notices?

Yes 26
Maybe/Depends 18
No 36
Other (please comment) 4
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  • Clunk42

    Quick question: what female friends?

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Ooooooooh! Get the fire department quick!

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    • PleaseTalkToMe

      XD

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    • What do you mean?

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      • murgatroyd

        he mean you will die virgin..

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  • d0esnormalmatter

    Yes I would care, that's awkward as shit. What are you gonna do, walk up to her an explain that its not because of her?

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    • LornaMae

      Play her this song and all will be good. https://youtu.be/9cLghY41klM

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        Dude thats actually good shit

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      • d0esnormalmatter

        How about not lol

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        • LornaMae

          How about yes? To me, someone who doesn't have one, it's amusing and enlightening!!!

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          • d0esnormalmatter

            No dick, no opinion.

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          • Clunk42

            That song is awful. Why would you put someone through that?

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            • McBean

              Maybe because it sets the mood for mindless humping. Have you ever been humped before?

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            • LornaMae

              Because.

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  • sakwa

    As long as it's not a relative, I dont care who sees my erection

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  • James928w

    Honestly, I don’t understand platonic male-female relationships. It’s either she puts you in the friend zone of you’re just gay. How can a straight guy be friends with a woman? It works in theory but in reality it’s quite rare.

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    • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

      Ive had female friends before. To be honest I wanted to fuck them tho but it wasn't gonna work.

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    • Holzman_67

      Lol I have heaps of female friends and I assure you I ain’t gay. Some of them you’re not attracted to in that way

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      • TheMightyOz

        It horrifies me that I will never have a boner.

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      • charli.m

        It always amazes (read: horrifies) me that there are men who can't understand this.

        I guess I should feel bad for them and their piteous existence? Idk.

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    • Fugazi,again

      What if you meet a girl you get along with but dont find her sexually attractive? Just ignore her dont be friends with her cos you dont wanna fuck her?

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    • XYXY

      For you maybe but not for normal adults

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  • XYXY

    If the relationship you have with her is merely a platonic friendship, what makes you think she will even notice when your inch and a half rises and turns into 2 inches

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  • bigbudchonga

    You should try and poke her with it

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  • gt30743

    We are going to notice. It happens, is natural and not necessarily related to anything sexual. All that being said, we still are going to notice and look, that's just natural also. It's not like men don't look at their female friend's boobs.

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  • bobb3456789

    It’s embarrassing to get an erection in front of other people, we generally hope to keep people from noticing. If you want to be nice, play along and pretend you don’t.

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  • Jaystr1

    Women know these things happen

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  • MyZephyr

    I want her to notice, and I want her to notice next time as well, I want her to know that I want to fuck her (and, I do). There's a couple of blokes on this list too.

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  • gregjm

    FWB?

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  • randypete

    You could talk about the first thing that comes up

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  • akcabinman

    If she is just a friend, and only a friend, then if you get a hard-on in your pants (which, in all likelihood, she will not be looking down at your crotch anyway... since she is a 'platonic-friend,') then I don't believe you will ever have to worry about her noticing it…
    However, IF she did, it would (or at least, theoretically, SHOULD) Not matter the least bit to her, no more so that if you were with a best buddy of yours. If it were noticed by her or your good guy friend, then it would be more of a joking matter and not a sexually offensive issue.
    Sounds like you are not really sure just where the boundaries really are between you and your female friend... at least not with 100% certainty... that, or she might not be...
    What do you think?

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  • trexagireve

    I want her to notice it!! So I need her to look down there, because girls talk and she will tell her friends about my hard big erection and maybe I will get some from her friends!!

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  • Fugazi,again

    Depends on the person and the nature of your friendship. Maybe she's comfortable enough that if she noticed she might point it out and just laugh about it but she could also think it's for her and be uncomfortable with it. Best to just hide it and not mention it

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  • FecalEater1313

    No, I really don't care

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  • Holzman_67

    Do you rig your erections like the last couple of us presidents

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