Green substance

Is it normal that every time i go swimming an hour later there is a gooey,smelly, green substance on my underwear. i have tasted it before and its kind of fishy is this normal?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Its a sign. Youre turning into a mer-person. You have til midnight to devise a course of action.

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  • KingRabbit

    Something's wrong with your swimming hole.

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  • Blue_Velvet

    Oh.my.god that's a wannabe mermaid delusion.

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  • RockerRoseanne

    Why would you taste it? What is wrong with you? o.o

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  • MrDraper

    Thats a photonomecal reaction caused by immersive aquatic pressure, the phenotypes of the water are chromoticizing the cells in the body and attaching to extra phosphates combimed with water, the green is caused by it being O2. Do not eat it. It could also be bacterial angio chondriatic hermeophosis, which is safe, but it could also be the pH levels in conjunction with a certain melenomatic skin rash which isnt visible but can lead to green discharge from the dispersion of antibodies being intermolecularally coerced within your epedermis fighting off infection. Do not eat

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    • shade_ilmaendu

      That was extremely technical! Are you a doctor or a med student or something?

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  • Avant-Garde

    Algae/seaweed?

    Where are you swimming, in a public pool or the ocean?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Is the pool being cleaned correctly?

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  • Justsomejerk

    Seaweed?

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  • JustDave

    Algae?

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