Great sexpectations

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Well this is about all those dates you go on (for me it's with a guy) and the time has come for sex at last. You're really attracted to this person, kisses are hot, and it tingles everytime he touches you. But when it finally comes to sex, it just doesn't work. You're expecting fireworks when in reality, you can hear crickets outside while he's soulessly humping you. Has this happened to anyone else? I know sex isn't everything but when you get along everywhere else...it's disappointing.

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  • Captain_Kegstand
    11 years ago

    Kinda like when I get with a girl, and she literally just lays on her back and expects me to do all the work while she lays there like a dead fish. I might as well just get up and leave for all the fun that is!

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    • Subfinmatic
      11 years ago

      Might as well get into Necrophilia, seems like the same thing lol, at least the undead would be stiffer from the rigor mortis LOL.

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      • Captain_Kegstand
        11 years ago

        Kinda felt that way!

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    • blondbond69
      11 years ago

      Lol

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  • Shackleford96
    11 years ago

    I am a virgin, so no comment, but I found your title humorous though :)

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  • chicken471bologna
    11 years ago

    No that has never happen to me. But then again I'm a virgin and I've never had a girlfriend.

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    • blondbond69
      11 years ago

      Dumb

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      • chicken471bologna
        11 years ago

        And your point is?....

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        • blondbond69
          11 years ago

          Point you writing on this is dumb of you've never had sex before, no shit its never happened to you. Irrelevant.

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  • bigtoy
    11 years ago

    Try to create feelings for the person before you go to bed with them. That way it will be much more enjoyable. It's the difference between having sex and making love.

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    11 years ago

    The book by Charles DICKens Great Expectations, didn't live UP to the great expectations.

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  • dappled
    11 years ago

    Sometimes the fireworks are there from the start (brilliant when that happens), sometimes they develop in a relationship (also good because everything just becomes better and better and you don't know where it'll end), and sometimes they never come (ultimately massively disappointing when you've invested time).

    First times can be awkward, but they're not the be all and end all. Historically, I never recall the first times. Only the best times.

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    • flutterhigh
      11 years ago

      Though that may have something to do with the drugs.

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  • aussiewolf
    11 years ago

    it just gives you the opportunity to explore each other and figure out what each person likes and dislikes. thats the fun part. i never had expectations though, thats the best way of getting let down. if you dont expect much or anything at all then the end result is always good lol

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