Grasshopper lasagna
okay guys this is how you make grasshopper lasagna first of all you have to go outside and catch some grasshoppers, not the small green ones oh no the big brown ones that squirt yellow pusnwhen you bite them.
after getting them you have to bite their legs off (all of them) and carve out their eyes as you will be using them later on.
get your pastry and blue cheese and put them together then pour some tomato with crushed ants in it then finally cut the grasshoppers into pieces and layer them to make a lasagna.
put it in a fry pan to bake then after that decorate the top with the grasshopper eyes and legs. after serving your family this yummy lasagna tell them your secret recipe, they will love it.
love from ur friend little bing bong x x x x