Got dick slapped...

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I head to the elevator in my dorm, i go to the 2nd floor to find a good toilet in which i can sh*t in... but before the door can close, some guy came in with a giant boner and smacks my leg and runs.

I stop, unable to comprehend what just happened to me. My mind burned... and i still had to to use the restroom, but i couldn't bare my self to go.

This happened 2 weeks ago and a problem has risen. I can no longer get a hard on in the presence of hot chick that comes my way. I can't get on an elevator any more. I can't use the public restroom anymore.

Though this was a practical joke, is it normal to feel such phobias after having your leg slapped by another mans erect penis?

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Based on 41 votes (16 yes)
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  • Frosties
    11 years ago

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  • Avant-Garde
    11 years ago

    Schisse, I left my tea on the boil!

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  • Sweetcat
    13 years ago

    Guy.... He slapped U with it. It's not like he shoved it in Ur mouth...get over it. If it bothers U so much then just get revenge.

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  • P-tron45
    14 years ago

    it was just a joke! i wont let it happen again. but stop telling every one.

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  • Dugfunny
    14 years ago

    Yep. Dr Funny says the only cure is revenge. Sweet, sweet revenge.

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