Goin 4 number twos.

when i go for a number 2, sometimes i can sit in ther for up to half an hour and not realise how long iv been till i get out. most of the time iv finished.....going after about 2 minuites

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  • robbieforgotpw

    I've been known to have marathon sessions on the can. But I'm also known to be very flatulent and gassy to the point I can't keep friends very long. They say they can't deal with it always smelling like sick farts around me.

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  • Lemme guess - 2 minutes taking a shit and another hour on IIN till you realise youve been there for 62 min. Doing nothing :)

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  • TheJackel

    I hate shower thinking!! I Do alot of self loathing in there. Toilet thinking , that's where the epiphanies happen.

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  • IveGotBallsOfSteal

    LOL i do that sometimes. Did it a lot in my adolescence. Just spaced out. Done some of my greatest thinking on the toilet, and in the shower.

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  • Maybe you need a better exhaust fan.

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  • Logstuffer

    im still on the toilet

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  • lwinnchick

    your probably just tired and zone out.

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  • Jim_Pfoss

    If everything is working properly, it should be a relatively quick process. If you're not feeling obvious relief, perhaps you need to improve your diet: more fruits, vegetables and fluids; less meat and dairy.

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