Glowing stains on blanket

My blanket has 3 little spots on it that are glowing in the dark o_o I do have some glow in the dark nail polish but it's bright pink in the light while the spot is light brown and the other 2 are colorless. Wtf?!? This is freaking me out... IIN?? Btw this is regular darkness not blacklight so no jokes about semen/pee etc. unless that glows in regular darkness...

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Comments ( 11 )
  • VirgilManly

    Occasionally that happens after an alien rectal probe.

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  • CountessDouche

    Maybe somebody smashed a lightning bug on your sheets.

    Or a ghost ejaculated.

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  • seekelp

    Stop jerking off on your blanket.

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  • umph

    Get a geiger counter.

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  • Neuria

    Surely your glow in the dark nail polish won't fade in color after time and runs through the washer...

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    • the color would fade but not the intensity of the glowing?

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      • Neuria

        Dammit man I'm a doctor not a scientist.

        What the fuck else could it be?

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  • howaminotmyself

    That freaks you out?

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    • Harrypottergymnast

      If that happened to me i would be freaked out.

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    • why shouldn't it?

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      • howaminotmyself

        Seems a bit extreme.

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