Glen or glenda?

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Forgive the old Ed Wood title, but I just got to get this one off. Last weekend I had a fight with my wife. Verbal not physical. Anyway, I storm out the house, drive to my favorite watering hole and get plastered. Smoked a little weed, too. Now I'm mad, lonely, and drunk. Kinda stoned, too. I'm way too drunk to be driving, so I pull into a nearby fleabag motel. I rent a room for four hours (this is a real skanky, doucebag place), and try to sleep it off for a bit. After a few minutes a knock comes at the door. Probably the resident hooker, I figure. I open the door and see this blond standing there. She's got a big smile, big tits, and big feet, I notice as I look her up and down. I motion for her to come in. I ask how much, but as I ask this I notice her big feet again. Then it dawns on me. Fuck! I say. I ball my fists, getting ready to deck he/she. Then I hear he/she scream like a woman. Then, as he/she ran out the door, says, "You might want to try it, sometimes." This said in a man's voice. And you know what? As I was laying there trying to sober up, I did think about it. Then I got out of there and went home to make up with my wife. Did thinking about having some sort of sex with a man mean that I've got a little sugar in my tank? This did nmot seem normal to me. I've never had those kinds of thoughts before.
Anybody else have a similar experience?

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    How is it any excuse to punch someone? Just say no thanks, jerk. She's a human, too.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I think someone needs to take a good long hard look at themselves and say WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING!?

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    • seakelp
      9 years ago

      Yup, I feel like OP's questioning of his sexuality should be second priority to thinking about how the rest of his life is going.

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  • LDlauren
    9 years ago

    Ive thaught about having sex with another women before but never an experience like that befor

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  • poopey-eyeball
    9 years ago

    Yes, That is kind of how it happened to me. When the sencond time it happened......I was drunk and said "fuck it". Had a fight with my wife. I think I did it to get back at her. A girl approached me.....we went to my truck in a parking lot. She was to give me a bj. but I said do you have one and she said a "what"...lol. Well, she had one.....lol. I never cheated on my wife before but I learned that it wasnt bad. We are now seperated 7 years now and its kinda funny. I am sooooo sick of just going to a bar and doing the pick up thing with chicks....lol the pussy is still wonderful but..... guys are just more honest....

    I sucked a guys dick last night and it is just cool......good luck

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