Giving up men to squirrels.

I am always that woman who gives up the guy to that sweetie pie instead. Yes, to the cuddle-ly, naive-looking, "shy" and cute girl.

It's almost as if I can't fucking grab something I want if it means a fucking wide-eyed squirrel wants it too.

Fuck it, maybe I don't want it enough.

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Comments ( 6 )
  • seekelp

    Are you sacrificing humans to squirrel gods?

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  • squirrelgirl

    Thanks for the boyfriends!

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  • Arm0se

    This was a very confusing read! D:

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  • thegypsysailor

    Not one thing in your post makes any sense. You are saying you are in complete control of every guy you've ever been with? That they do not have balls enough to make decisions on their own?
    Where do you find these squirrels you so kindly give these ball less guys? Do you actively go out and look for them or are they always there, just waiting to grab any guy you date?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Act like a beady eyed weasel. Hunch your back, hop from side to side on your toes and make clicky chattering noises. Little jazz paws are a huge turn on, I hear, so do that while in mid air. Engage your suitor in a war dance-off. May I suggest some musak, hmm, "Teeth" by Lady Gaga will do. If that doesn't get 'em, I don't know what will.

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  • wafflesundays

    Sounds like you are being friend zoned all the time dude tackle up your fishing gear differently

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