Give me the finger will ya'.

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I've been dating the same woman for six months. Last night (surprise, surprise!) she sticks her finger up my ass during sex. Yeow! I flinched and then got off of her. I was pissed, and we had some angry words. She said that she was trying something that her girlfriends told her to try. It would have been nice if I'd had some warning. A quick whisper is all that would have taken. Fuck her girlfriend. How about letting me in on the deal? A little lube of some kind (spit, even) would have nice. Am I acting normally, to get pissed about this? Our relationship will survive this, but I plan to show her anyone's comments.

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  • shuggy-chan
    9 years ago

    next time shove a finger in her bum too

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      This is the best advice for a thing like this. Just shove your finger directly into her butthole.

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  • braintrip
    9 years ago

    The fact that she knows you made an IIN post about this & showing her the comments is fucking cold. You sound like a prick if your ganna really drag this out smh

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    She should have briefed it with you first. Watch out! I'm sure that she's got more acts that she'll spring on you by surprise.

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    Omg get over it you pussy.

    *clenches fist

    Fuck yeah, cat pun.

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  • mountain-man82
    9 years ago

    She should not have just sprung that on you.

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  • Parky_Parker
    9 years ago

    She should have mentioned it first lol.

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    • CoraCook
      9 years ago

      "I'm going to shove my finger up your ass and you're gonna love it! shut up, bitch!"

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  • randypete
    9 years ago

    next time fuck her ass

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  • alnorth36
    7 years ago

    My husband likes that.....

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  • k10101010101010101010
    9 years ago

    yeah i know what you mean. my gf wanted to use her butt plug on me. I was like.. HEY, BABY!!!! That was for YOU!!! WTF, bitch! She was on whiskey and vicodins and got a wild hair.

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  • tobenother
    9 years ago

    Her girlfriend should have told her to lubricate your asshole with her tongue first. Then slowly lick the crack of your ass up and down. Then she could have slowly inserted her middle finger up your ass. That's what my girl did the first time she went anal on me. And not one complaint from me.

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  • cluiffa
    9 years ago

    Use yours.

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  • TheArBuilder
    9 years ago

    Why so mad? O_o

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