Give a man an object, and he'll fuck it.

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We all know men consider the fuckability of any female (or male, if that's their cup of tea) they see, but what about objects?

I've seen the comment 'but can you fuck it?' posted on all kinds of pictures of all sorts of objects, so you guys must consider it.

I'm wondering, how often does this happen in day to day life?

I consider fucking virtually everything. 7
2/3 of the objects I see, I consider fuckability. 3
1/2 of the objects I see, I'll consider fuckability. 0
1/3 of the stuff I see, I think it over. 0
1/5 maybe? 6
Practically never, unless it's an actual sex device. 19
I never look at any object sexually. 8
I'm a female and I just want to see the answers!! 21
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  • RapidlyRotatingPanda
    11 years ago | pl

    This computer monitor is starting to look awfully arousing...

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    • chewy
      11 years ago

      Who are you?

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      • RapidlyRotatingPanda
        11 years ago

        Your friendly neighbourhood RapidlyRotatingPanda!

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  • shuggy-chan
    11 years ago | pl

    the only objects i fuck are women

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    • howaminotmyself
      11 years ago

      You wish :P

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      • shuggy-chan
        11 years ago

        hahah so you admit, women "are" infact objects =P

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago

          So you admit you in fact wish. :D

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          • shuggy-chan
            11 years ago

            for a night with a nora, yes yess i do

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  • Uzzie101
    11 years ago

    If you didn't try fucking the couch, you didn't have an adolescence.

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  • Legion
    11 years ago

    obviously, enough people have thought about sticking their junk in stuffed animals, cause i stumbled on a website that sells them with fake vaginas.

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  • Justsomejerk
    11 years ago

    Every object is assessed but so few are rated highly.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      OK that's what I was thinking. I worded my options badly.

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  • Gelmurag
    11 years ago

    I actually picture myself as a girl when I think of the object, and wonder how it would feel. I'm pretty sure if I were female, there wouldn't be an object in my room "clean." I may not get it inside, but rubbing against it would be unique, especially with the different textures of objects. I'm actually thinking about my lamp right now. Lamp. Lamp...alas. If only I had girl plumbing.

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    • Couman
      11 years ago

      Actually just the other day, I found this partly wilted horseradish in my fridge. I picked it up and noticed how both the shape and texture were reminiscent of a semi-hard penis. If I had had a vagina I seriously might have tried it out. (Yeah I know I could if used a different hole, but I'm a little squicked by the idea.)

      This was fairly unusual for me though. I don't normally think about screwing objects, honest.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    Sometimes, a typewriter comes onto me in my dreams...

    My! Does this typewriter (not the one near me) look aesthetically pleasing.

    Perhaps.... Oh, wait! Dear, clickty-clack! I am not a man which means that I can't make a move... I can please object. But this object can please me? Or, at least, please itself by assaulting me in its dreams....

    Clickity-Clack the typewriter goes....

    Oh the madness!

    *Shakes head, holds head*

    I swear one of these days its going to....

    *Jumps off of skyscraper*

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    Sponge

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  • awesometodd
    11 years ago

    Give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it, I'm like a filthy Macgyver.

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  • CaptainObvious
    11 years ago

    Men enjoy cumming

    ~Cpt. Obvious.

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    Only microwaved banana peels.

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    • NunsAreAwesome
      11 years ago

      Micronuns.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Yeah totally.

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    • Bonnabell
      11 years ago

      May I ask how that works? Oo I can not think of what you do with it.

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      • [Old Memory]
        11 years ago

        Well it has been said that you cut the tip off and cut it down one of the lines. Then pull the banana out and microwave it. Then put the penis where the banana once was.

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        • dirtybirdy
          11 years ago

          "Well its been said" uh-huh.....you tried it. Don't lie.

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  • dirtybirdy
    11 years ago

    I know of a dude who drilled a hole in the end of a cantelope.....for sexual purposes :/

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    • NoraBaker
      11 years ago

      I know of man who wanted to marry a donkey. Legally. For emotional purposes. True story.

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        What an ass! Hmmm do you think he'd let me burro that donkey? Just for the night. I'll bring it back I swear!

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        • NoraBaker
          11 years ago

          Haha. It's a Jenny, not a Jack. Still want it?

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            Oohhh even better :p

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    • kkisawesome
      10 years ago

      Okay????

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      • dirtybirdy
        10 years ago

        Honey do you love me? Let's run off and get married.

        No!! We can't elope!

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        • kkisawesome
          10 years ago

          Yes I love u!! Honey bun lets gooo lol just kidding

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        • kkisawesome
          10 years ago

          Lol!

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    • Bonnabell
      11 years ago

      Why waste a otherwise edible food!

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      • NunsAreAwesome
        11 years ago

        Nunible Food.

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        • Bonnabell
          11 years ago

          Why you adding nun to everything?

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          • dirtybirdy
            11 years ago

            Because nuns are awesome!! I dunno, that's what his name says. I actually laughed like a retard, quietly though, at all the nunsense remarks. I'll admit I did smoke some pot recently.....

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            • Bonnabell
              11 years ago

              Oh I get it. I was not looking at the name. My bad lol.

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          • NunsAreAwesome
            11 years ago

            Dear Nunnabell,
            I'm doing it because...well because what Dirtynun said. <3

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            • dirtybirdy
              11 years ago

              I....I just wanted to say...you're something like a phenomenun

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      • dirtybirdy
        11 years ago

        I don't want to even think about what he did with it afterwards :/ ya never know

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        • Bonnabell
          11 years ago

          Well if he ate it thats nasty. If he did eat it thats less of a waste but disgusting.

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