Girls: do you get random men informing you that they're well endowed?

how much has this happened to you? a man at a bar (or wherever) feels it's his duty to inform you that he has a large penis?

at least 3 times and it doesn't bug me 20
other (add comment) 8
only once or twice and it didn't bother me 14
at least 3 times and yes it's fucking annoying! 44
no, never had it happen, (21+) 18
i'm a man and have a wee willy so I keep my mouth shut 34
only once or twice and I was annoyed 13
i'm a man with a big one so I tell girls to see if I can get lucky 23
no, never had that happen (under 21) 40
i'm a man that would never try to do that even tho it's big 57
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Comments ( 54 )
  • SoccerStud88

    i usually joke around about it being extremely small...like 2 inches (even though its actually average sized)

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  • kittenlittle

    my friend used to tell guys who bragged about their wieners to "whip it out and prove it". they never whipped it out though.

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  • dappled

    A six foot tall woman once told me she had a very deep vagina that required a lot of filling. There's flirting, and then there's intimidating medical information. I retreated. Swiftly.

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    • pixie_dust

      u should have stuck a bag over her head and hit it!! haha

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  • KickTheDog

    I only brag with the size of my bed.

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  • TorixTruly

    Oh lord. you have no idea! guys have sent me pictures, texts, emails, over the phone. of course they wont say ish about it in person. but i really dont want to hear about some pervish guy and his penis. and its always the jocks and preps. the goths and emos are classy. so please jock-straps, keep it in your pants.

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  • MissClaire

    Yeah, lol - guys that have nothing to prove usually have the best cocks tho.....
    Guys shouldnt brag, cos then I assume that its amazing, usually....... disapointed - too much hype not enough backing

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  • R-I-S-E

    If a guy announces it like that then they're small and trying to make themselves feel better.

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  • Pisslan616

    I could tell girls I have a larger than average penis. But It would be a lie, So I don't.

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  • likewhat

    yes...its not annoying its just awkward and weird...and i really dont believe them... :P

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  • 343Boy

    If you tell women you have a small penis, they won't be disappointed.

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    • pixie_dust

      there WAS a time, come to think of it, that this guy did talk about it being small.. but THEN he tried to defend himself by saying it's perfect for anal sex being that small! lol

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    • iintolovethissite

      lol imah try that now so a girl will be suprised when its bigger rofl :)

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  • FocoUS

    Nope. But I've heard "I'm really good at sex" a few times.

    You're just shooting the breeze with a stranger and then they say "by the way, I'm a great at sex." oh... ok then. So how bout them mets?"

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  • lala85

    I wish the average penis was larger. In reality "average" is pretty damn small.SUCKSSS

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    • lol

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  • cathy22

    I've had guys tell me that but haven't paid any attention.

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  • liveistanbul

    If there are guys like that, they are all sick i guess. I am a male too. But, i find it foolish. An act of a loser. Looking for a girl desperately.

    Penis usually attracts girls only around the bed.:) Otherwise, they generally hate to see it, if they aren't quite horny at the moment.

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  • Usually the guys with the largest erections don't need to brag about it - the ladies will spread the rumors for them. That sort of discovery is never kept a secret for long.

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  • Binary_Star

    I've always assumed I've been average, I've never been told it's small but I've been told it was big, perhaps they were all just being nice. So anyway to answer your question no I've never told anyone it was big, I think that's just bad character. Ive been with women with big vajayjay's before, everyone is different.

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  • Never had it happen but I want it too just so I can see how I react >.>

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    • pixie_dust

      when it DOES happen, you'll just roll your eyes @ the bonehead.

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  • Dreamboat

    I feel like telling a girl..>>"Hey my d*ck just died,may I please bury it in your @ss?"<<...to see what kind of face they make.haha

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    • pixie_dust

      forget the face she'd make, think more about how she's gonna slap yours!

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      • ewe212

        Pahaha that's a good one lol

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  • BlueAlice

    Girth is more important. Anyone who brags of their size isn't worth bothering with, and a fancy car is usually to make up for fears about size

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  • what do these guys tell you after that?

    "yeah, I had to drive a van tonight cuz my Ferrari's in the shop."
    hahahaha

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  • LiveNLearn

    Yes people say this all the time where I live. I find it funny that men think this works as a chat-up line. And I'm sure most of the time they're probably lying!

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  • madefromrain

    personally penis size does not have any impact whatsoever on my attraction to a man

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  • denvertoo

    There's a reason this happens. You hang around really cheap bars, all the men you know are jocks and drunk. you flaunt it and they want it.

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  • mateo

    like they even need a giant dick with all the new toys on the market today

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    • pixie_dust

      lol, although regardless of size a toy isn't the same as a man

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      • mateo

        its better

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        • pixie_dust

          a toy is not better than a man.. that's nuts!

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          • mateo

            well iv never really had sex with a man so im not the best judge

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  • red_gal_85

    all the time very annoying

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  • iintolovethissite

    I'm a man and have a wee willy so I keep my mouth shut

    LMFAo i love it

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Other:

    those that have, have walked away feeling as small as they really are.

    Men who have size don't need to brag about it. The men who are small are the ones who try to convince you their 4 inches (erect) are really 9.

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  • pixie_dust

    it'll randomly happen, and i've talked to my friends about it and it does happen, which is why I decided to,make the poll

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  • joybird

    Every weekend in the pub - bored listening to it now.

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  • kittenlittle

    i noticed guys who brag about it being big usually have a tiny one

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