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I feel really proud when I take a dump and look back and see a giant log in the toilet. If its an impressive log I never flush. I then walk with my chest out because it gives me confidence.
Sometimes it's so big, I look at it and think,'That must've been WAY up in my intestine!'
I feel at peace whenever I take a nice shit. I always enjoy holding it in, and I sometimes feel tears welling up in my eyes whenever I push it out, due to the pleasant feeling it induces in me as it exits my anus, but otherwise, I feel a sense of accomplishment and oneness with everything whenever I complete a bowel movement. Just the knowledge that, no matter one's station in life, they invariably must shit, gives me such a sense of interconnectedness with my fellow humans. Everyone from the junky strung out behind the 7-11 to the Pope must evacuate, as has every exemplary specimen of humanity that ever lived (or will live), such as the guy that invented the wheel, Archimedes, Caesar, Jesus Christ, the Prophet Muhammad, da Vinci, Sir Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare, Einstein, and so forth.
How about when they're so big they stick out of the water. Lookin' like a gator resting his chin on the shore.
The pride is perhaps a little overboard, but yeah, I do sometimes turn around, look at it and think 'Wow, did my body just make that? How is there enough space in my abdomen to store that thing??'
please take pictures of it and send it to me so I can enjoy it too lovely <3