Gf storms off after sex

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I feel like I'm getting repetitive with these, "am I being insensitive or is my GF a huge bitch" threads, but I'm lost again! So she comes over really late, like 1030p. And we hang out, watch tv, made love ( which btw was awesome, we came at the same time almost) then share a smoke then I lay down next to her and cuddle with her because she's complaining of being cold, and because, that's what u do with women after u rail them. And I guess I was a bit lazy on THAT part lol because after like 10 min I got sleepy and rolled off of her to go to sleep. Almost immediately she says "are you fucking kidding me? Do you like not love me anymore or something?" The starts throwing stuff at me while she's getting dressed. Complaining about how I don't cuddle enough with her because I'm one of those guys that just can't sleep with someone hanging on them transferring all kinds of body heat and making my legs fall asleep. She's one of those girls that's watched one too many romantic comedies. I just can't do it. Anyway, she got all huffy and stormed out while I was still in bed and blows my phone up like 20 min later. I just don't wanna deal with it anymore. This is like the hundredth time she's stormed off and ruined what would have been a great night.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Sounds like a future psycho ex girlfriend to me.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    Is this behavior normal? I know some of u may be asking yourselves, "why are u complaining? She F-ed you, then left. I don't see a problem-" I just get all anxious and stuff when she storms off like that. Especially at night. It really messes with me. Idk...

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  • LizardSkin
    9 years ago

    I blame you. you shoulda spooned longer. You ass clown.

    DO YOU NOT LOVE ME OR SOMETHING?!

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  • ginsters101
    9 years ago

    Sounds like she's female.

    She want's you to stay awake so she can ask the girlfriends-number-one-post-sex question...

    "What are you thinking?" at which point you have to start the lies because the true answer is either to mundane to satisfy her, or it's "i was thinking about your sister", and that won't make her too cheerful either.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    She had her back to me the whole time I was trying to cuddle with her and then gives me shit for not doing enough lol. And I get it, because I do wiggle around a lot when she's trying to hold me. I just can't sleep like that. My limbs fall asleep. And isn't it common courtesy when ur lieing on someone that you distribute ur weight in a way that's comfortable for them? Like when I lay on her I don't put my full weight on her and if I do I do it in a way that doesn't hurt her. She puts me in his fig 4 leg lock every time I lay near her lol I hate it. I think it's all the instances of me being non cuddly that are bothering her. And me not doing it enough last night was the last straw? Idk

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    • TareBear20
      9 years ago

      She's just taking it the wrong way and her feelings are getting hurt. She's over reacting and you need to put her in her place, but in the nicest way possible. My boyfriend drapes his arms and legs around me like a fetus. He's a clinger, but I love him to death and I'm sure if you just express to her that it's just a part of who you are she may understand better and things will smooth over. You are right that she's wrong, but don't let that get to your head, either .. Lol

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  • Atlaes
    9 years ago

    Can't say anything cuz there is alwayssss 2 sides.
    For all we know, you could be a total jackass trying to reassure your self over the internet, even if it's your fault.
    But who knows

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  • NeuroNeptunian
    9 years ago

    She sounds like she's outta her fuckin mind, dude. A lot of women get irritated by guys who fall asleep after sex until it finally dawns on them that it's nothing personal but shit, there's no good reason to flip a cork about it..

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  • CheyChey
    9 years ago

    That's not normal behaviour and overreaction at best, maybe you could compromise on cuddle time and cuddle her a little longer. I am a female but i fully get how women are difficult to understand, I puzzle myself sometimes with the way I overreact.

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  • AlphaQ
    9 years ago

    My mannnnnn you got some action. Well do you love this girl or not? You already know the answer. Girls get attached after sex. Alpha males do whatever the fuck they want. Better you do it than she breaking up with you.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Break up with her. Throwing things is ridiculous. She sounds immature and emotionally unstable.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    This is why I like to be alone.

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  • modernism
    9 years ago

    She seems really emotionally unstable. Maybe a little (A.K.A a lot) needy - but there's not way for you to know exactly what she wants. Yeah.... not normal...

    Unless she's hardcore PMSing. But still...

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  • Crapper
    9 years ago

    I usually run off to blow up the can

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  • derdrick
    9 years ago

    is normal to sleep after sex....help u regain power...by way shes normal woman!

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Sleep hormones hit a male's brain a few minutes after orgasm. Ladies need to know this to avoid being frustrated my men.

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