Furniture?

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Is it normal to rent hookers and ask them to assemble furniture? I've a proclivity for renting prostitutes and asking them to put together self-assembly furniture. I don't engage in any sexual activity with the prostitute, but I get very aroused watching them using a phillips-head screw driver and a spanner. Last month, I took a trip to Amsterdam and spent €400 getting a hooker to assemble a patio table. Does any one else share this fetish?

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  • Shackleford96
    12 years ago

    "proclivity."

    I have never heard this word before and I'm too lazy to Google it, even though I might could have Googled it by the time I get done writing this comment. Anyway, your post is humorous to me. Thank you for that :)

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  • nobodyspecial
    12 years ago

    LMFAO I think this is so funny! I'm wondering if they dont complain because they actually have to work for their money :D

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  • Couman
    12 years ago

    I guess that might be somewhat entertaining if you had them do it naked, otherwise, no.

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