For guys: where to cum when masturbating alone?

In the shower. 61
In a sock, I wank in bed then put it in the laundry. 54
Down the toilet. 120
Tissues, I toss off in bed then flush the paper. 101
In the sink in my bedroom. 10
In the bath. 8
I rub it in bed and lick up my cum. 53
I just jizz on the sheets. 47
In a cloth which I wash after. 33
Get a pussy you bitch. Stop wanking. Who cares. I'm fucking cool. 34
Other (Add comment) 48
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Comments ( 18 )
  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    in your own mouth.... >:-)

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    • If there was a comfy way too do it I'd at least give it a try. But theres no way I'm doing a handstand or going into a backwards ball while wanking off. How on Earth can that be enjoyable?

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      • davesumba

        All you have to do is when you feel yourself getting close, go back into one reverse crunch and aim your cock into your mouth. Though if you are straight and only do it in the heat of the moment, you will feel dirty and regret it afterwards as you are wiping the cum off of your face. So I usually cum into a pill bottle so that I can save it for next time and just swallow it while i'm still horny and jacking off.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        I've seen photos of men who are flexible enough to suck themselves....

        and one rather interesting video of a man who was apparently long enough - and flexible enough - to curve himself around and penetrate his own ass a little

        For the former... I'm sure yoga can help

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  • dappled

    Off the roof.

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    • dappled

      And one of these days I really will do this.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        bonus points if you are aiming it at a specific location.
        or if you manage to hit the next building

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      • bfus

        Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt though. I used to jack off in my backyard or on the roof after it got dark when I was a teenager, it was hotter somehow

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  • daydreamer394

    "In my sink in my bedroom"

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  • Helter-Skelter

    In a dead body

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  • UNDERPUPPY

    i love the toilet

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  • motherlovebone69120

    In a towel, which goes in the laundry basket, but sometimes if the mood strikes and I have a little extra time, in the shower.

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  • Beach_Bro

    I have a dedicated pair of white briefs made from a very soft material. I wrap the back part around my pole and go to it. I blow my load inside the briefs. I never have to worry about making a mess, and it feels awesome.

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  • Wambo37

    we miss when peeing in the toilet now we need to cum in the toilet ?

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  • Aleks85

    Paper towel, I guess that's under the tissues category.

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  • kraytdragon

    On my pyjama tshirt

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  • Scarecr0w

    I come on cat she hiss at penis

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    • daydreamer394

      That's hot

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