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  • Blow torch

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  • litelander8

    We’ll talk price when we get there.

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  • KholatKhult

    How do we handle inflation

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    • Throw a big outdoor party and leave open beverage containers to attract bees. Serve sushi too, especially if it's a hot day.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Why do most sugar substitutes constipate me?

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    • They heard your colon was the place to be so they are hanging around waiting for the party to start.

      But I am conflicted. I do not want to give bad advice for this.

      Sugar substitutes usually have a laxative effect as the body doesn't really see it as food and doesn't know what to do with it. So it's immediately eliminated. Maybe you have been using them too much and your body forgot how to poop?

      It could aslo be coincidental and it's something else causing the stoppage.

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      • Cuntsiclestick

        Thank you for a serious and thought out answer.

        I thought about it and I really don't know what it is that makes sugar substitutes do that. Peanuts, nuts, peanut butter and whey protein do the same thing. My body is a mystery. XD

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  • litelander8

    You have to get off first.

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  • Bassmachine

    What should I Google search next?

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    • Argiope

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      • Bassmachine

        Although their appearance may cause alarm, this species is relatively harmless and will generally flee rather than attack when disturbed. ;)

        https://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/publication/IN1273

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        • It's actually my favorite garden spider. I love seeing them. Have you seen a pseudoscorpion? Those are creepy af but still beneficial.

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          • Bassmachine

            Found a "Argiope" spider on my car window a few years ago that was scary.Its web was all over my face.😅

            No,I've not seen a false scorpion "pseudoscorpion".They look so small on Google images maybe I haven't notice them.

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            • One of my first southern greeters was a pseudoscorpion dropping down from the ceiling right in front of my face. Good thing I was in the bathroom as I nearly shat my pants.

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      • Rumpelforeskin

        Good lord kill it with dynamite.

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  • Anonnet

    How do I get off this forum for weird-angry people and onto a forum for normal-angry people?

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    • Clown college

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    What are some good stocks to look into during this dip?

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    • Drugs, there is always money in drugs.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Too risky Im too old for that shit

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        • Pshhh, you aren't even middle aged. Bur if pharmies aren't your thang, go with vinyl. Vinyl records are making a comeback!

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          • 1WeirdGuy

            Thats how I use to get by when I was really poor. I use to get prescribed all kinds of good shit and Id sell it to people. Im glad I never got caught. I feel bad about it looking back but no one ever overdosed due to my supply thank god.

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    • litelander8

      Buy whatever Congress is buying. Sell when Congress is selling. Lol.

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      • 1WeirdGuy

        Thats actually a good idea

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        • litelander8

          Don’t forget about me when you win big.

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        • litelander8

          I know.

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          • No good ideas allowed!

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