Flappy slappy breadsticks

On a cold, dark afternoon, when outdoor horseplay isn't usually permitted, I tend to enjoy laying down with my wife and enjoying a nice bit of sexual play. The other day we had ordered a pizza, breadsticks and all, as we flipped and tossed in the bed, we grew tired of the sucking, licking, and biting of the normal intercoarsal habits. I walked upstairs to pop a few viagra, and my eyes struck the beauty and serenity of the pristine breadstick. I said screw the viagra this will do. I grabbed the breadstick and cooked it warm to a nice flacid texture. I walked down to the garage and grabbed some chains, i walked in the bedroom and began to chain her up and bed and beat her with the breadstick and she began laughing and moaning, we continue this fettish almost daily now. IIN?