Flap-jacked!!!

Which object could you place under your braless teat and easily smuggle out of the store?

Nothing. 8
A pack of gum. 4
A pack of cigarettes. 4
A zucchini. 0
A can of corn. 1
A laptop. 3
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Comments ( 13 )
  • charli.m

    A car.

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    • OswaldCobblepot

      Are we talking a Fiat or a Cadillac?

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      • charli.m

        Mini bus.

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        • OswaldCobblepot

          Point: charli.m

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  • Interesting way of figuring out average boob size of female IINormalers.

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    • And perhaps a few males as well..

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  • dappled

    I don't know whether to laugh or be offended. Laugh, I think. As for me, I don't really have a teat so I'd just have to glue stuff to my chest.

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  • the_misty_haze

    A small jet.

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  • Avant-Garde

    Nothing. Zilch. Nada.

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  • Justsomejerk

    Nowt.

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  • dirtybirdy

    Pancakes?

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  • howaminotmyself

    Are we talkin a 5 piece pack of gum, or 20?

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    • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

      20. This serious biness.

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