Fishcake sex
Me and my bf were doing it and his Mother who we thought was asleep downstairs shouts: TOM DO YOU WANT FISH CAKES FOR DINNER!? and tom is like: NO MOM!! then his mom is like: I DONT HAVE ANYTHING ELSE!!! and they have some big shouting discussion while I am lying there naked. So his mom microwaves them and is like: TOM YOUR FISHCAKES ARE READYYYY. He goes downstairs in his robe and comes back with them and they STINK like a donkey farted on eggs. I am still naked under the covers and he asks if I want some and I say not really so he eats them on the bed naked in front of me then he suddenly pulls the covers off me with a naughty look in his eye and I'm like ??? and he puts a whole fishcake on my bare stomach and starts eating it and I ask: What are you doing!? and Tom says: trust me, and I felt a chunk land on my thing and it lingers there for awhile. It was like 100 degrees in his room the smell was making my eyes water. He suddenly starts going down on me. I thought I was going to pass out and throw up at the same time as he was rubbing the fish cake all over me turning me into some smelly crusty sea creature.
Then he kissed me.
it was like being kiss attacked by a zombie that had been dead for 2 years and eaten a plate of rotting fish he found on a hot day mixed in with fried garlicky cheese sauce melted in chicken poop. I asked him to stop and he look at me confused and whispered in my face: whats wrong? and another wave of smell hit me like a slap in the face.
I had to get up then and get some AIR and run to the bathroom and I threw up in the sink and got in the shower trembling thinking I would spew again. I left after that.
I can still smell it on my skin I feel like throwing up again reading this
Was this normal? Should I break up with him? He has text and called me 20 times I am ignoring it.