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I think the phrase is a bit outworn, but the problems still exist.
What's your first world problem?
| I don't live in a "first world" | 3 | |
| My technology is outdated | 10 | |
| My banana has a brown spot | 7 | |
| Someone sat on my girl scout cookies | 2 | |
| other | 9 |
I'm tired of bars not having drink menus. I'm not telepathic, I don't know what the fuck you serve here. Prices would be nice too.
I like to try different types of beers, especially imports and ales. I'm terrible at ordering alcohol because I'm more interested in trying something new than just getting drunk. I went to a gastro-pub the other day which was said to have 500+ brews, but what did I end up getting? I tried my first PBR :/ I was, however, satisfied to be recommended an IPA. That shit was dank.
I thought this one was funny: my roommate made himself a hotdog without using a bun, now I have an uneven hotdog-bun ratio.
I was being ridiculed because I refused to upgrade my Apple iphone 4 to the lastest model.
My problem is that it takes forever to figure out how to open "consumer-friendly, hassle-free" packaging. Most of the time I just whip out a knife or scissors and start hacking and slashing. It saves wear and tear on your fingernails, and it is much more satisfying.
I walked down to the bay with my friends yesterday evening and Starbucks was already closing up for the night.
Seriously though, this shithole of a place I live in. The rooms are tiny and moldy and stuff breaks almost every day, including genuinely important stuff like fire alarms and showers and heating, and the maintenance staff don't give a fuck. Luckily the good people more than make up for it :P
It's worse than that, but still very first-worldy: See, my problem my technology is outdated, AND the new technology sucks.
My guitar stings have just broken, serves me right for trying to play Nick drake I guess
I haven't made my 2nd million dollars yet. I don't need the money, but my friends look down on me anyway.
My most recent... someone ate all the salmon patties, save for one with a bite missing. Fuck the green beans and mashed potatos with gravy, I wanted a fucking untainted salmon patty!