Fine line between skidmarks and soiling yourself?

Where do you draw the line between a skidmark and soiling yourself?

If you can smell it, you're soiled. 24
If you can see it, you're soiled. 48
If you can feel it, you're soiled. 36
All 3 of the above MUST be present to be officially soiled. 34
You must have 'x' amount of substance to be soiled (comment) 13
You have to actually poop your pants to be officially soiled. 40
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Comments ( 24 )
  • Wendell

    It is a fine line indeed. A brown one

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  • dirtybirdy

    I only leave skidmarks in the road but i always soil myself in the garden.

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    • dappled

      I love it when you say stuff like this. :)

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      • dirtybirdy

        :) I may be going to hell for what I just said on the unmodded jesus poll ;)

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        • dappled

          Eep! You can't nail him. That would make him cross.

          There! Now I'm coming with you! :)

          Although nobody with locks ever went to hell. Well, apart from that Medusa woman.

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    • Wüstenfuchs

      Filthy!

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      • dirtybirdy

        Haha you have no idea ;)

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        • JustDave

          I have an idea. Please don't shit on my windshield.

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  • Avant-Garde

    There is no "fine line", you've soiled yourself if there's any shit on your underwear.

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  • pixie_dust

    How about NO skid marks ever???

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  • negasphere

    Being quite serious- there's a few medical conditions indicated by ANY soiling of undergarments. And it's a stronger indication of medical concerns if it's AFTER proper hygiene measures for feces or menses.

    Discharges of many sorts are a female reality of it's own handling- Pads or liners both cloth and washable are useful for dealing with them.

    After ruling out a medical or hygiene issue? Diet's a factor of no small impact too.

    Do be aware that both genders make frequent use of some pad/liner etc as a daily comfort measure. With NO right or wrong if it makes one comfortable. Changing soiled pad or liner is quicker and easier than full changeout of underclothes too.

    And it can prevent "leak through" one's outergarments. if no other management stops the soiling easily. It's a damned safe bet that many guys use pads or liners daily even if they'd rather die than have it known. And equally safe to say that many folks of all genders could be more comfy if they did.

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  • Only kids should have skidmarks, you dirty, dirty man.

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  • ccjigsaw

    Just clip your ass hairs and wipe your fucking ass until the toilet papers clean! Problem solved.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    eeeew you pooed yourself

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  • WordWizard

    What the hell kind of question is that?

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  • robbieforgotpw

    @Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann:
    Aren't these discussions beneath someone of your pedigree?
    Are you just slumming it w the common folk? Ha j/k

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann

    I dare say I haven't had the pleasure of anyone soiling themselves in my presence. This will surely have to change.

    Yours truely,

    Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann

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    • I've just soiled myself after reading so many of your postings, it provided temporary relief from all the shit you've been spewing here. You SUCK!!

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      • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann

        Finally it has happened! About time people soil themselves in my presence!

        Yours truly,

        Doktor Hildred Von Steinmann

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  • biology80

    are you fucking indian?

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