Fetish for knowing peoples names

The name is Dougie. The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it.

My name is Nutbush Tucker and I come from the Wallis and Futuna Islands. I keep bees, but not for their honey. I keep them for their fur. I have nine Schrodinger's cats. So really, I have four and a half cats.

hi, my name's splashy nice to meet you. its no point trying to hide it, the tail's a dead giveaway

I don't get turned on, but I really like knowing people's names. I'm Nathalia ^_^

Can you guess my name? I've said it here before, but those are older posts now so I dunno if you'll find them.

Here's a hint: the letters in my username are my initials (first, middle, and last). ;)

My name is Umferth, son of Evlog. Born in 235 CE, it wasn't until my 30th year of existence that I was reborn into Unlife trying to defend my village from a vengeful spirit. Ever since that fateful night I have siphoned life from the living to further my own.

My soul will never be freed. And neither will yours.

My name is Lydia Deetz. I just moved with my dad and stepmom into a new house. I think this place is haunted.

My name is Franklyn Church and Im a land locked cosmic soldier of the human revolt. I abduct and interrogate hybrids in an effort to gain information for the Light Resistance. I have set up multiple cells world wide infiltrating occult basements to government offices in an effort to put a stop to the draconian devils. I dont expect you to understand. You cant tell a 2d circle that its a sphere until you show them new heights. Tiamat is love and love is peace. But for peace you have win a war. In 2012 the dawn, our dawn will finally break.

Will you stalk me if so?

lol hi i'm Dora and i'm from Croatia. My nickname is Gwen ^^ btw are you male or female? :D

Wow I have a fetish thats kind of similar and involves numbers. I have a fetish for knowing peoples weight. When I ask someone their weight and as soon as they say "I weight...", I get what I call a mind orgasm right then and there. Its so mind rushing and I look forward to knowing at least 1 persons weight each day.Tell me your weight?

I always like to know people's names and I sometimes even play a game in my head, where I try to guess people's names (would never know if I was right though as people would think i was clinically insane if I went around asking their names and said oh I was playing a game in my head trying to guess your name. I am not telling you my name though you will have to guess.

hey vanillakilla, suck my dick. i just like to get to know people online bc im kind of into that so fuck off

My name is Cali and my story is I got dick strangled by 14 men in 14 states in 14 hours!! TOOTLES!

HI I'M SARAH.

Ima go do some "Mad Libs".

I'm Lilly from Italy. I cook ze pasta with my mama!

Are people too moronic to realise this is the guy's equivalent of PurnHub?