Feminist logic
Feminist Logic 101:
If a man takes a woman out on a date he has the obligation to pay for her WHILE also considering her his equal.
If a man raises his hand to a woman he is 100% at fault. If a woman hits a man he 100% did something to deserve it. He's also a man he can "take it". She's just a fragile women. And they are still equal to one another.
If at the workplace (oh boy) and a woman is put in charge of anything it is the responsibility of any men under her to follow her instructions no matter how illogical, and head off any problems from aforementioned illogical instructions. If any complaints are made, it will be considered "chauvinist".
If upon reading this story feminists are obliged to consider the writer as "bitter" or "chauvinist". The modern man has a duty and obligation to not just obey the instructions put forth by his wife, but by all women. Equality, you see.
Good luck dating gentlemen. It's a brave new world.