Feel bad about blood dying

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So I got a bloody nose and it stained my bed so I tried taking it out with some hydrogen peroxide and bleach but when I did I felt bad because it was a part of me.

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  • Rusty-Rider
    7 years ago

    I don't think you have enough for a novel but maybe a poem if you edit it properly.

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      There once blood from my nose rained
      And down on the bed it did stained
      So removal beseeched,
      I did pour on some bleach,
      But as it was me, I was pained.

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      • Rusty-Rider
        7 years ago

        Well put.
        Your not the guy who wrote the one about the fellow from Nantucket are you?

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        • Tempest-au
          7 years ago

          Well, there are a few. I'm the one that wrote about the shepherd from Nantucket:

          There once was a man from Nantucket,
          Who cornered a sheep just to fuck it.
          Their sheep started maaaaad,
          But she ended up glaaaaad
          And even turned 'round just to suck it.

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        • Ratman2
          7 years ago

          I wrote the part about the banister breaking. I'm so proud of that. :-D

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          • Ratman2
            7 years ago

            Oops. I'm sorry, wrong poem. I mean I'm the one who came up with the wiping off his chin part. Never mind. I totally fucked up this whole thing.

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      • _Jesus_
        7 years ago

        I knew a guy from Brussels
        Who finger-fucked a mussel
        His finger lost
        He paid the cost
        But he was part of the IIN community so he just used a different finger the next 9 times.
        Then he used his penis.

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  • Lary
    7 years ago

    Where'd all these poems come from XD

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    • Tempest-au
      7 years ago

      These poems, all a'dripping with mirth,
      Like babes here our muses did birth,
      Though not greatly designed
      'cause the audience's blind
      And the effort is more than it's worth.

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