Favorite thing to do when you are alone in a lift?

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We have all been on elevators. But what if you are all alone in there? It's a few seconds to do something awesome! Beware of the elevator cam though. I've done them all :P

Make scary noises, screech like a demon! 0
Let one rip right before you leave. Somebody's lucky day! 8
Stand barely an inch away from the door press your nose against it. 2
Pop and Lock time! 0
Sing "I believe I can fly" and flap your wings Jim Carrey Style 1
Play "We will rock you" drum beat on the side with your fists. 0
Curse at your boss! 2
Push all the buttons to make a poor soul wait longer. 2
Make stupid faces on the mirror if any. 3
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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    8 years ago

    I..I don't do any of these things, I feel like I've been wasting my lift rides

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    • Freedom_
      8 years ago

      Haha, Ikr? I feel so boring now.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    i useda be able hit the safety stop switch to hold the car tween floors and make free phone calls from the mergency phone in this one elevator back in the day when that shit were expensive and pay phones was crowded

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  • sugartits
    8 years ago

    take a piss

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  • galen
    8 years ago

    I just stand there blankly staring at the floor numbers lighting up one after another.

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  • thefuckup
    8 years ago

    Shave.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I wouldn't be caught on a elevator I hate small spaces. I take the stairs instead.

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    • Holzman_67
      8 years ago

      take the freight elevator, theyre much bigger

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  • jethro
    8 years ago

    I actually try to find the hidden camera. You are never really alone in an elevtor. You might be by yourself, but not alone.

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    I do nothing... I just try to avoid awkwardness. I'm getting some ideas now though... Freeze poses and pretending to surf? My daughter always lets herself fall when the elevator stops, like it's an earthquake or something.

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  • icant_
    8 years ago

    I pray that I won't get stuck inside.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    I don't do anything special when alone, but when others are riding with me I usually turn to one of the other passengers and nervously say, in a not too hushed voice, "Oh dear, I forgot. This is the elevator that the building super said I should never ride. Oh dear." and grab onto a railing very very tightly.

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    • handsignals
      8 years ago

      Not bad GS, next you'll be trollin.

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  • User-name
    6 years ago

    I have to pace three times if I'm going to floor 3, twice for floor 2, and none for 1. I also whistle High ho from Snow White.

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  • SandyGun5555
    8 years ago

    When I'm in a lift alone, I curl up in a corner, cry hysterically and desperately try to make the hallucinations go away.

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  • notaterrorist
    8 years ago

    or make the lift bounce up and down

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  • notaterrorist
    8 years ago

    I always take all my clothes off and try to put them back on before I reach my floor. unfortunately I live on the second floor so by the time the door opens I've only taken off my coat

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  • RainbowDischarge
    8 years ago

    Challenge myself to masturbate and climax before the elevator stops and opens at the designated floor. If someone is at the doors upon opening, I aim and unleash my load in their face.

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  • Shackleford96
    8 years ago

    Have an argument with myself.

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  • megadriver
    8 years ago

    Nothing... I just wait. I stare at the little screen thing showing what floor I'm at.

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  • LuxM4G
    8 years ago

    I either stand still or retouch my hair with my hands looking at a reflection.

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    Sing, but not I freaking believe I can fly. I know I'm not flying, there's an elevator under me.

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  • Shrunk
    8 years ago

    Jump

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