Farting while asleep

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sometimes i am sleeping and i fart and it wakes me up. it doesn't happen often, just once in a while. i can't help it, obviously, because i am sleeping.

what worries me is that it will happen when a guy is sleeping next to me. btw, i have been with two different guys and this happened to them. i just pretended not to notice or wake up and tried not to laugh lol.

GUYS, what would you do/think if a girl did this while you were sleeping over? (NOT DURING SEX, to be clear. EW.)

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  • Smozy
    14 years ago

    Never herd of farting your self awake exept on family guy.

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  • BigRedOne
    14 years ago

    That must be some blast to wake you up. Your my kind of woman.

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  • librarytooter
    12 years ago

    Yes, it must be normal because I JUST DID IT. Hence the name. It was very loud and all the other college kids pulling an all-nighter looked over here and thought it was my friend (teehee) whoops.

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  • sanitycheck
    14 years ago

    Girls don't fart, they poot. That's what they always told me anyways. LOL!

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  • timbot
    14 years ago

    haha...everyone farts, or if they say they don't they are lying :)...I'm a guy and I see nothing wrong with a girl farting. Although i have some friends who would probably be turned off for good if that happened, they are pretty immature people lol. Especially if you are in a relationship, I say let em rip; if a guy can't deal with something as stupid as that then they aren't worth your time.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    I dont know what that would be like because i either dont fart in my sleep or im unaware of it. But my bf does it occasionally and for some weird reason i find it kinda cute haha

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  • Crapper
    9 years ago

    I prefer when I'm awake surrounded by others

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  • Nick'sTardis
    9 years ago

    I woulden't care as a dude I grew up farting all the time with my older brother and my twin sister. everyone farts but if your scared to fart while u sleep just let them out slowly and he might think it was him

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  • fartsniffer441
    9 years ago

    that is so hot baby.. i wish if u could fart on my cock...mmmmm

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  • Shadow209
    12 years ago

    I've been told I fart in my sleep. I've never farted so loud that I woke myself up though. I bet my dad has. He's fartin' 24/7 and blames it on the animals even when they're not in the room XD

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    • Nick'sTardis
      9 years ago

      I know the feeling dude that was my older brother 5 years ago when i was 14

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  • phayrmaiden
    14 years ago

    LOL - I always am concerned about the same thing! And lol, I am 30 now, and it's almost like - to those who'd be "turned off" - I just wanna do it on purpose, then laugh at them as they walked away - coz you know those people have been holding in a fart all day LOL!! It's ok, my bf is actually mad that I have NOT done it front of him, seems like I'm not comfortable he says...

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  • mileycyrus
    14 years ago

    It's natural

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