Farting at the dinner table

Not me. My wife. She stand six foot two, weighs close to 300 lbs, and has a gigantic fat ass. She likes to uncork some very loud ones when it's just me and her alone. She thinks it's very funny to stink up our dining room while I'm sitting there trying to eat. She gets pissed off if I leave the room and start throwing pots and pans and dinner ware all over the place until I come back to smell her oderous farts. I'm required to lick her smelly asshole when she gets done and of course she saves her loudest stickies one to explode in my face. It's a game she plays and I'm sick of it even though I'm a freak for fat pig like females. Should I leave her? This is certainly not a troll.