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I love, in certain circumstances, blowing a SBD and watching someone’s face cringe over or walk right into it. People like coworkers I don’t like. When possible, in plausibly deniable circumstances, I thoroughly LOVE polluting the area they are about to enter. Stairwells..elevator.. oh it’s so hysterical😂
| Great fun | 9 | |
| I laugh hysterically | 6 | |
| I wish i could do it more | 0 | |
| Embarrassing | 1 | |
| Disgusting | 11 |
I don't see it as a revenge thing, but sometimes a satisfyingly thunderous ass-trumpet is a hysterically funny way to spend an afternoon.
In the correct company, of course.
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There are people I would never fart around. But there are these two ladies that I love to smoke a profuse blast towards or leave waiting for
Oh I have a ball. And one time I was exercising and the evening before I had eaten a whole piece of ginger root. This lady told me it was good for digestion. But your supposed to boil it and drink it. Not eat the piece. Oh wow. I ate a piece. Ulk!
And the next evening I was jogging and I got the worse pain in my stomach and I bolted into a convenience store and had to get to restroom
HOLY LORD. I let the LOUDEST AND LONGEST fart I could ever have imagine. It probably registered a 4 on the Ricter Scale. It was about 6 seconds long (literally) and almost cracked the porcelain. It sounded like a pipe cracked and escaping air was blasting out at 5000 psi 😂😂😂
I mean, it sounds funny, but farts aren't really anything to laugh about. They're not disgusting, but they're not particularly thrilling either. Its just as normal as breathing, but breathing isn't funny because it doesn't smell bad.
Oh come on, I'm totally serious here! People only laugh about farts because they are embarrassed that a sound comes out of their ass that smells. But once you hang around close friends enough, you'll just do it in between conversations. It even sounds funny to type it, but its really no biggie. :D :D
They're people who find farts hilarious, and then.....*sighs* They're people who are embarrassed or even disgusted with farting. Yes, farting can be gross, but in a fun way 😁 Plus farting is naturally healthy for us. There's no need to be ashamed of letting gas out.
An elevator is the best because it's a contained space they can't escape.
Farting in stores is just awesome. Silent ones are the most fun to just observe
But your saying there is no satisfaction in wafting a sweltering 4 second steaming hot smog bomb that almost emits a green contrail and listening in amazement at the horror?
So many butt hurt people in here.. maybe you need to fart and let out all of that bottled anger 😂😂
I crop dust the hell out of people in department stores and grocery stores, Walmart, Target.. just cutting one loose and then going to another section of a store and waiting for peoples’ reactions is priceless 😂😂😂 I ripped a rotten egg fart last night in Walmart while I was shopping for shampoo.. this woman and her daughter came around the aisle about 20 seconds later after I left and they opened a bottle of dove shampoo to smell the fragrance.. I overheard her say the shampoo smelled like hard boiled eggs lmao nah, that was me right before you stepped in the aisle.. total hillbillies shopping in pajamas and flip flops in the 30 degree weather. They had it coming. Then about 10 minutes later, I was in the technology aisle picking up a screen protector for my iPhone and I cranked out another silent but deadly fart.. a Walmart employee was pushing a big dolly towards the same area and I quickly went by the DVD and Blu Ray section to see his reaction.. he walked through the aisle and mumbled, it smells like diapers in here 😂😂 I know it’s immature but damn it’s hilarious. I’m a physicians assistant and throughout school and grad school studying medicine, the one thing we were always told.. “if you feel gas, it’s best to pass” don’t hold it lol if anything, you’re giving the person who unfortunately happened to smell it a story to tell for quite some time