F**king a potato

That sounds tasty.

Actually, that's quite digusting.

Also, stop posting fake stories, asshole.

You must have a very small penis.

"Oh, Potato. I love you.
Oh Potato, I need you.
Yes, I do..."

Potato: "Oh! You naughty man! Whatever shall my father say when he finds out that you've been making sweet cream with me?"

You: "Hush now my little wild nightshade. Don't say another word. I want to enjoy this special moment with silence."

Potato: *Moans with delight*

You: *Inserts your Tallywag into the whole and injects sweet cream into it*

Potato: *Clearly Happy* "Oh! I love you so much. You always know how to make feel so good and delicious."

You: "Just doing my job, Baby. Now off you go into the oven!"

if this story is real, it's because you're French.

Mr. Potatohead went to france. Then 3 years later french fries are at the door. Mrs. Potatohead answers and the Mr. Blames it on his trip.

Well done mr. french troll...
Though, I have to ask: How did you fit your dick in a potato. Cause most potatoes are kinda small...
Not being rude here, but you must have a small penis to successfully fuck a vegetable...

One of many reasons I hate France.

...another day in northern Maine.

You just wasted a potato.

Well.... thats odd and FAKE

talk about french fries and gravy

Try baking the potatoe first, Then you can play HOT POTATOE

Well i live in Idaho the home of the "famous potatoes" and have never heard of such a recipe i hope you enjoy it!

There are shops here called FillA Spud another name for a potato potatos are hollowed out and filled with meat and spices and stuff you should open one and you could advertise your secret sauce

What a waste of time.

Kool :D sounds nice! I'd love a man that cooks like that for me! Yum 😋

I fucked my self with a cucumber once or twice.