Extreme vaginal odor!

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I love my wife, but we have a problem in the bedroom. When she takes off her panties, the room smells like a dirty dumpster on a hot day. She's sensitive and I don't want to hurt her feelings. How do I tell her that her hot pocket smells like a wet bag of dog sh*t covered in saurkraut? My penis goes flaccid just remembering that pungent aroma. Would it be insensitive to ask her to douche out the old fun park? I'm tempted to ask her if she's been masturbating with food again. Maybe it's rotting corn or part of a hot dog? Please help!

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  • metallover1991
    12 years ago

    One of the funniest sounding stories I've ever read XD! Still though, I think I'm gonna puke my fucking guts out.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    ..............

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  • underager
    12 years ago

    Does she still smell?

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  • underager
    12 years ago

    Tell her to get out some anti-bacterial soap and give that *sweaty old fish-pocket* a good scrubbing down...!

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  • underager
    12 years ago

    If she stinks that bad, it must be bad 24/7, not just from worn panties.

    God knows where to start with that one.

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  • Burrito_Dick
    13 years ago

    SUMMERS EVE

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    • underager
      12 years ago

      Think that stench would take Summer, Fall, Winter AND Springs Eve TBH.....

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  • jennaj
    13 years ago

    Bahaha I have never lold so much at a comment! Masturbating with food WTF sooo wrong!! I agree tell her nicely n tell her to stay away from the food

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    masturbating with food?!?!
    WTF?!?!
    douche tht mother effer upp!!!!

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  • theRealDeal
    13 years ago

    I have never laughed so damn hard at one of these comments! Brother, don't hurt her that way. I'm sure she knows, just ask her-gently and sweetly-if there is anything wrong or is there something that can be done. In the meantime, I've got a clothes-pin you could use.roflmao

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