Extreme, unhealthy caffeine habit. iin?

I'm a 15 year old male person, and I have this odd pattern of behavior which starts every other day around midnight, when I chug down 8-12 mugs of black coffee. I then experience a powerful rush of energy, sprint around the block 3 times, do 50 pushups, and pace around throughout whole house thinking intensely about various personal, philosophical, and scientific problems and ideas while snapping my fingers compulsively and talking to myself at random moments (often cursing out loud like a madman). After a few hours of this, I sit down at my desk, do all my homework, put on some music, and read a book until the sun comes up (usually a textbook on something I'm into). Around this point, I start to crash, becoming too tired and dumb to read my book anymore, so I take my laptop into bed and read shit I only half care about on websites which I forget how I found. I eventually put the computer down (usually around 8:00 AM) and fall asleep with a narcissistic sense of accomplishment.

The next day I wake up around 3PM with a headache, feeling exhausted, depressed and thirsty. I usually drink about 1-2 mugs of coffee just to fight off the headache and hang on to my sanity. This day usually consists of sleeping on and off, avoiding my family, masturbating, and thinking repetitive thoughts of self hatred.

There is usually an intermediate day during which I am what I consider to be my normal self. On the next day, I drink my ridiculous amounts of coffee and the whole thing starts again. I know that none of this is healthy, but is it normal? Do any of you do this or know anyone who does this?

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  • (:sweet:)

    In the first sentence thanks for mentioning u were a person....

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    • iintolovethissite

      LOL:)

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  • notmyusualusername

    I spend the next day sleeping on and off, avoiding my family and masterbating... Funny shit.

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  • emilydoll

    You are a good writer. :) you are interesting.

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  • Tisgranum

    Sounds like a bad drug addiction; to caffeine! lol

    Coffee never was about the buzz for me, dunno.

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  • dappled

    I had a severe caffeine habit from the age of 17. Deeply unpleasant and seriously addictive. The comedowns were horrible. It took me a couple of years to get off the stuff and I never went back.

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  • FocoUS

    Replace all of that coffee with water.

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  • hermione

    Caffeine high, your addicted

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  • ellici

    Caffine addiction, where to begin on this....well I am 23 and have been an avid coffee shop goer for man years, I love the atmosphere in little coffee shops, so pleasent. I work at a shop called Brooklyn Bagels in Muskegon, Michigan and I was doing 6 shots of espresso before I went into work and drinking coffee throughout the day, mind you I still do my daily shots, but I try to limit myself. I am trying to cut back and I tried the "cold turkey thing" the with drawls are terrible. The best thing to do it slowly try to kick the habit, try making healthy drinks instead, like hemp seeds or powder, great in protein and huuuuuge burstin energy source.

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  • MissClaire

    When you get older you may find this habit has other negative effects - stomach pains, mood swings, addiction etc.... I would try to control it now before you have regrets

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  • funny

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  • iintolovethissite

    arent you supose to be 18 to use this site?

    P.s i am a barista

    your drinking shit coffe go to a cafe >.<
    and coffes bad for you in large amounts stop it!

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