Extraterrestrials probe my body.

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When I go camping or on road trips, extraterrestrials track me. At night, they put me into a hypnotic trance and probe my body with long narrow objects. It doesn't hurt, but it is unpleasant. How can I stop attracting them? What do you think about my situation?

You are a hoaxster 1
You are delusional 4
Lock your doors. This is real. 3
Accept it. Nothing can be done. 10
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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    8 years ago

    Well this is awkward.

    They weren't extra-terrestrials. It was me.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    Can you tell them hi for me.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    And They're coming to take you away Ha Ha
    They're coming to take you away ho ho he he ha ha
    to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and you'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
    and they're coming to take you away ha ha

    They're coming to take you away ho ho he he ha ha
    To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription drugs like thorizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
    They're coming to take you away Ha Ha

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    • cocknballs
      8 years ago

      Hitting the bottle again?

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Write a book about it, kooks will buy it.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      This confuses me. I thought you were a kook.

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      • RoseIsabella
        8 years ago

        Just write the book.
        :-)

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