Everytime i fart

i have been having this problem lately, it is very embarassing and i dont know what to do about it, it is becoming a huge hinderance to my everyday life....here we go...my problem is that every time i pass wind, a little bit of faeces comes out and rubs in my pants, i believe the phrase is touching cloth. it gets all caught in my hair and is a devil to remove please help

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Comments ( 16 )
  • Gidget

    lol thats funny you shart lol but really put a panty liner in the ass part of ur drawers and change it after u shart lol

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  • missy911

    Being sedentary and/or consuming too much fatty foods can cause this type of problem. Oh, and shopping at Walmart.

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  • mas0n

    just tell your ass to shut the fuck up and stop spiting

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  • robbieforgotpw

    Along came Polly...
    Dude I just sharted. RAINDROP!!
    "50"
    Are you for scuba?

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  • robbieforgotpw

    You may find adult diapers very useful.

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  • hotmama50

    rotfl a golf ball?? you have got to be kidding!

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  • NopeNotNormal

    lmfao @ shart-causing.

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  • deepthought33

    lol. Don't put a golf ball up your butt. If pooping more doesn't help then maybe you just need to do your farting over a toilet. Also, are you PUSHING them out or are you letting your farting come naturally? Guys seem to like to push...which seems rather pointless and shart-causing.

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    • poopdeloop

      no you really should do it, it works really well

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  • martyrsunset

    That's sick!!!! Ewwwwwwwwww! You must be a bottom.

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  • poop more

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  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily

    I have that Cascada song going through my head now. Is that normal?

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  • hotchickie81

    Time to shave your butt hair...

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  • crustybum

    Sounds like you have really weak sphincter muscles. Maybe your just not going poo as often as you should be, and then when you fart, you can't hold it in. Maybe you need to shave your asshole. Girls do it.

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  • poopdeloop

    OMG i had the exact same problem for 14 years and the solution i found was a godsend!
    the only solution is to well ill put it bluntly ..... block it .... a golf ball will usually suffice but it depends howsaggy your arsehole is the only problem with this is sometimes if you do a really big fart it fires out and falls down the leg of your trousers it shouldnt do this if you push it up far enough though.. hope this helps.

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  • Centerfield

    I hope to god you're not a girl

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