Everytime i fart

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It brings a tear to my eye. Its a very emotional experience. What is wrong with me? I often listen to classical music..

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Based on 13 votes (4 yes)
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  • LloydAsher
    2 years ago

    Those are called anal fissures

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  • Grunewald
    2 years ago

    Btw, when I first read the post title, what immediately came to mind was:

    🎼🎶"Every time you fart my way... you take a piece of me with you."🎶

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    • greekfish
      2 years ago

      Dude this is actually what I thought too like

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    You're like priming your intestines by expunging excess gas

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  • Grunewald
    2 years ago

    Don't shout about it too loudly or people will start queueing up.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I enjoy listening to mozfart

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      • Grunewald
        2 years ago

        Meh, while nobody 'trumps' his sense of humour, I prefer more modern composers. Philip Gass, anyone?

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