Everyone likes a good drink right?

Funny drunken stories? Hmm let me see...Oh heres one!!

Me and my friend got so wasted 3 years ago and we decided to go for a ride right.

An hour later he was dead and I was lying unconscious under pieces of a car.

Good times, Good times

It's okay to drink and get slightly trashed but always know your limits. I used to abuse alcohol quite a bit but I grew up.

I still enjoy a drink but I never go to the extremes I used to.

no. but i have just the thing for the hangover. before u go to sleep or pass out drink a glass of water and take 2 aspirins. youll wake up felling like new guaranteed. really, try it,

sometimes i wish i was a guy so i could go out and drink at bars, come home on the bus without worrying about getting assaulted, nail all the chicks i want without thinking about my precious virginity.. BUT boo hoo i suppose.

Worst time I got hammered I drank 750 mL of 15% Vodka and 500 mL of 40% whisky.... It was on a school trip to England. I don't remember much, but when I woke up I found out I pissed on myself, puked on myself and was incarcerated between walls and a steel door. So I hammered on the door and first thing I could say in broken English was "what did I do? Did I kill someone????"

Then my teachers came and picked me up and laughed at me, my other friends told me what happened before I got arrested. Apparently we went into the city to have some more drink while suddenly I started to walk really drunk from side to side I fell down at about 10 meter in front of the police. They gave my friends 15 minutes to get me back to conscience, so my friends tried to feed me water and I tried to bite the people that gave me water. Then they tried waking me up with bitch slaps, but it didn't work. Finally the police took me to their van and apparently I puked on them, I puked in the van on the windows and I managed to scream from the windows "help me, I'm being abducted!!!"

So there's your funny drunk story ;)

i love drinking, and i can say im a seasoned pro. i've never blacked out or failed to remember anything.

i know a lot of other girls can't handle anything more than a pussy cooler, but i can shoot tequila or vodka like i've been doing it since 3. the fact of the matter is, i'm damn proud of it.

Only bad things can come out of drinking, nothing good, I've been around idiots like you all my life and decided I was never gonna get drunk ever, cuz I've seen the effects...You sir, are an IDIOT for thinking getting drunk is fun. Have a good day.

I don't enjoy drinking anymore. I have blood vessel problems and if I drink, I feel like my head will explode. No bueno.

Way too many to mention.Maybe some dayI'll write an encyclopedia on it,or get some daytime television show strictly devoted to the topic,

To avoid a hangover you need to drink lots of water, also aspirin before you go to sleep helps

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He asked for drunken funny stories!! U have a sick sense of humour

i drink, but not binge-drink. and i've only ever blacked out once (luckily it was at a friend's house).

it's not cool at all, especially if you're a girl and bad things can happen to you. it sucks for us but it's just the way the world works..

Alcohol kills. *tisk-tisk* :)

Very normal, the worlds being over populated anyway. :)

The way you are thinking is very silly, unhealthy, and immature.

I rarely drink now, just a few times a year. When I was younger 19-23 I would drink to get drunk if I could afford it or some guy was buying, but eventually I grew out of that stage. It was fun at the time, but not very healthy and I couldn't stand being hungover the next morning. Now I only puff and it's a way nicer experience.

One of my best friends was this exact same way. Then he destroyed his liver. He died at age 32. Drink up.

Oh yeah heres another one.

I loved it whenever my dad would pay attention to me when I was younger...thing is the attention he gave was in the form of rage filled beatings he handed out to me and my mother whenever he got drunk. hoo hoo so fun!

The only positive things alcohol did for me was numb memories and kill my father slowly and painfully.

drink a lot and wake up some where weird or even dont wake up i may be funny to be drunk but whats the funny if you cant remember enything

alcohol is only funny up to a point

first time i ever got well and truly hammered i was 16... nailed some hottie who i just met and woke up in a childrens play park the day after with alcohol poisoning.... felt like shite the whole day after and all off of ASDA vodka....

I do not like drinking at all.

Drinking is naive, too.