Ever get revenge on someone?

Unintentionally, unlike high school I was bullied most of middle school, there was one kid called ian who was one of the worst, been at it for 4 years by this point, last week of middle school and I couldn't wait to get out of the place and move on, had enough of the bullshit too.
Ian surprised me as I walked in the classroom and put me in a headlock, I'd been taking Brazilian ju-jitsu for 2 years at this point so i knew how to get out of it, he grabbed my shoulders from behind once I was out so I put him in a standing key lock, planning to release him if he'd fuck off, but I'd never done it in a real situation before so as soon as I applied it I felt his shoulder pop out of it's socket, felt like his whole arm just suddenly got longer

I didn't have any problems for the rest of the week, that was the first time I accidentally dislocated someone's body part haha

i made a giant brass dildo (with balls and welded on veins) and slipped it into a frienemies carry on bag not long after 9-11 when the tsa were goin batshit bout potential weapons

After a horrible accident that left half of my body scared, I vowed revenue on the capped crusader who I blammed for my tragedy. Sadly, my plans were always foiled, and sweet revenge was never to be mine.

I had housemates that were horrible to me. Super passive aggressive. They kept the keys and didnt pay their share of the bills and left a bunch of crap behind. Among the crap, I found their bikes. So I sold them and used the money to by myself a shiny new bicycle.

That's about as much revenge as I could handle.

Not yet.

Aside from the immediate hit-backs, no.

I love revenges!
The two I´m the most fond of;

I was like 16 and had met this guy, liked him and we had sex. He then withdrew and I decided not to cling and just sort of let him withdraw and just when I was about to get over it, he contacted me again (Apparently he had expected me to chase- I don´t chase)

So I told him I was pregnant with his child- He got really angry and I got really happy.

The most recent one; Ex dumped me out of the blue, at 2 am on FB.
I sent his nudes to my bisexual guy friend.

I once had some things stolen from me while living in a group home . I found out who did it and waited in his room for him , when he came back I was laying in his bed and told him "hey , it's nice of you to join me" he was obviously confused and asked why I was there , I notified him I was there to teach him a valuable lesson about stealing from others . I am sure it struck him the jigs up .. I beat him up and left him on the floor of his room to recover and think about what just happened and why while I smashed everything in his room and left it looking like a war zone from Liberia . I don't agree with my actions now , there are better ways to handle these things but , it was a long time ago and he never stole from me again .

I normally let karma sort that out for me. I have seen it happen so many times over. When I even attempted to seek revenge in one way or another it has almost always come back to bite me in the ass. You get what you put out, you are treated how you treat others and I try to always go by that.

Yeah, theres a disgusting guy that lives near me and used to come to parties with me and my friends all the time. At one party, he stole liquor from my back seat, got drunk and went driving around and proceeded to harass me all night long to "come for a skin tear" and "come give me some ass, I know you want to." I told my cousin, who is basically my brother. He proceeded to go take a piss next to this assholes car, whipped out a knife and slashed his back tire.

Dude drunkenly fucked his car up and made an idiot of himself even more that night (he drinks and drives and wrecks cars all the time). Posted a facebook status about how he fucked his tire up and all this. Hahaha he still never knew it was us. That gives me so much satisfaction.

The worst I've done was flushing the toilet while my roomie was showering because she ate all of my cookies without asking. Her shrieking made me laugh.

Yeah, it wasn't worth it. It felt empowering afterwards, like I was freeing myself from someone that had only hurt me. It was just the regret that followed, after it sank in that I wasn't really free from them after all. I was just as bad as them and in the end they got the last laugh.

You can't really get revenge on someone that feels no remorse for their actions.

It has been suggested to me not to seek revenge without a final solution. The last thing I expect anybody would want is to have that person come on you from behind, seeking their own revenge.

Not that i remember. I usually just sit back and watch life bite 'em in the ass.

Ya, those Alpha Betas thought they were sooo coool. Ha! Who has the Pi now you bastards!

I got revenge once, but it was dark.

I got revenge and it worked and I regret it very much.