Eureka! i've finally found her!

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I think that I've found my soul mate. Been dating a woman thatI picked up at a very nice bar one night. She is no super model but it turns out that she is super hot, sexually. We are very compatible. We are both paralegals, for starters. Anyway, we are both into mutual masturbation as foreplay. We do ourselves and each other. Sometimes until completion, other times until we get to the verge of explosion, then I enter her. And zowie man! A tremendous mutual climax. Look, I've never shared this kind of sex with a woman. Can this be normal? Or are we a couple of deviates? Best sex I'v ever had.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago | pl

    Compared to most of the fetish stuff that gets posted here, you two are a boring vanilla couple.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Girls are actually beasts in human disguises. They need to milk weenie juice to fuel their psychic abilities and communicate with their home planet.

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    • shuggy-chan
      9 years ago

      http://1000uglypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/Alien-Women-Weird-And-Ugly-Girl.jpg

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      • RoseIsabella
        9 years ago

        Yanno, I was actually expecting worse.

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      • iEatZombies_
        9 years ago

        Ahaaha!

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      • handsignals
        9 years ago

        I'd fuck her.

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        • shuggy-chan
          9 years ago

          i thought you already have, that vacant stare

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      • braintrip
        9 years ago

        you get a signal yet?

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        LOl..

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  • Tommythecat.
    9 years ago

    If that's deviant then we've gotta think of a whole new word for the shit I do because that is damn tame.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    What do you care what ANYBODY else thinks? If you are both consenting adults, and enjoying whatever it is that turns on and satisfies you both, then fuck the rest of the world and what it thinks.
    I'm happy for you.

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago

    Ah, good. You guys should try oral next. Totally rock your world, baby.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    You guys seems pretty Vanilla. None of what you are doing is going to fall into the kinky classification.

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    Plot twist: Lars and the real girl.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    If she told you that she was an alien from outer space, would you still love her? Or, would you shut the door in her face and call the Paranormal Bureau?

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago

    Well done. Haha

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