Enormous ejcaulate

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This question is mostly for the guys out there:

I'm 45 years old and just got a promotion at work to supervisor so the last 3 weeks at work have been hectic to say the least. I haven't had sex or even a sexual thought in that time.

This is going to sound weird, last night I had a very erotic dream and I woke up with a raging hardon and my penis was so sensitive that even changing positions in bed stimulated it somewhat. I decided to have some "me" time and enjoy myself.

I must have been 30 seconds into it and all of the sudden wave after wave of pleasure came over me. IT WAS BY FAR THE MOST INTENSE ORGASM OF MY LIFE. I starting cumming a full 10 seconds before the first "contraction" and the volume was incredible. I had a total of 3 intense contractions, each feeling better the the previous one. I had no idea that I had that much fluid in me and the force at which it exited my body was at jet speed. The semen kept flowing out and had it not been for the headboard of my bed I'm almost positive that the first squirt would be in orbit right now.

When it was over my left testicle was sore and tender; almost the same feeling you'd get from a sprung ankle, but in your nads. I laid there completely incapacitated and unable to move for nearly 10 minutes.

Guys, has this ever happened to you? I mean I've had good sex and good orgasms before, but nothing in my 45 years of living compared to this one. Does anyone know how I can make it happen again?

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  • CanadianCowboy
    9 years ago

    Yeah dude the longer you wait to bait the more cream your pean will scream

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  • handsignals
    9 years ago

    I once didn't cum for a month then when I did I actually glued Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj together, I had to call paramedics to get them unstuck.

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  • Nokiot9
    9 years ago

    It happens. Usually to me when I cum more than once in a row, I get that 'kicked in the junk' feeling.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    When I read this, it makes me think of creation mythos. "And so, this how the universe came to be."

    I do believe you, though.

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  • misslonglegs
    7 years ago

    Definitely my boyfriend had been away for 2 weeks night he came home it was like rivers of Babylon it was leaking out of me all the following day and I had showered

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  • Ned1Airship
    9 years ago

    Did you get this recorded so we can all check out your story?

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  • SoThenIMetThisGuy...
    9 years ago

    To have this again, you simply get your penis to go back to erect, and simply rub your hand up and down on it, it will feel nice.

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  • pixie_dust
    9 years ago

    well being a girl i really can't relate.. lol

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  • SpecticalLens
    9 years ago

    eating a full pineapple can increase your sperm count like crazyy
    go nuts man..

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    Quantity vs. quality? Maximize both.

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