Embarrassing drunk story

So I got drunk like i've never gotten with some friends at a park it was a national holiday so there were lots of people and I grabbed every hot piece of ass i saw (i only remember 2 of them though)and i feel so so so embarrassed :S.i wish i could go back in time and not get drunk. so tell me am i one sick and perverted son of a b**ch? or do you think it's normal cuz i was so drunk?

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  • This-Sh*t-Will-F*ck-You-Up

    Mate.. Sounds To Me Like You're On Track To Becoming A Fucking Legend :L

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    • WelcomeToGoodBurger

      I LOVE your username

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  • RubyCane

    Don't even trip bro, when I'm drunk/stoned hell breaks loose... Consider yourself a saint, you don't wanna listen to my booze stories... ;)

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  • 343Boy

    Personally, I don't think being drunk excuses you for molesting people.

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  • JustDave

    Chances are that if you were totally drunk, the women you were grabbing were probably butt-ugly and were flattered that anyone would grab their ass.

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    • Skibunny1

      You didn't know what you were doing! You were out of your mind drunk!

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  • nobody94

    You are my idol.

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  • emilydoll

    Lol

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  • kinkyfoo

    You got trashed and we're grabbing ass. No harm, no fowl. I've done just that and a million time worse. No worries hun, it's totally normal.

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  • gloryholeflasher

    It's normal for people to lose some of their inhibitions when they've been drinking and to do things that are otherwise out of character for them.
    Everybody around you could surely see that you were under the influence, and most probably made allowance for you because of that.
    Being that is was a national holiday celebration there is a good chance most or all of the people you grabbed were somewhat under the influence also, and may not even remember what you did.
    One caveat; you should be more careful not to drink so much that you let yourself go like that. If you grab the ass of a girl whose guy has his wits about him because he is a nondrinker like me, you could get the shit kicked out of you!

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  • lalaaa

    You are cuuuuute!!!!
    Dont worry and laugh about it :-)

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  • YawningBober

    Knowing your limit it extremely important, and yeah, booze tends to take away those inhibitions that are there for a reason. So, if you're black out drunk you're going to do things you wouldn't normally do. :-/

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  • MrsBailey9

    Being drunk is certainly not a good excuse for your behavior, but what happened happened. I would suggest that you don't try doing that again. You could play grab-ass with the wrong person and find yourself in a whole heap of trouble with the law. Now, that wouldn't be any fun, now would it?

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  • urmomwuzhere

    Yes I do it all the time..... But I get slapped alot

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  • portalmasterx7

    are you a wizard?

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  • takeiteasy12

    I hope youve quit drinking by now!

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  • U were drunk. U didnt make the choice, the booz did. That tends to happen when ur **DRUNK!!

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  • DrAkula

    It's fairly normal with excessive consumption of alcohol, your primitivity comes out with application of alcohol. But I always tend to keep my wits about me, despite how drunk I am.

    Keep the hands in the pockets next time you take a swig of that vodka mate.

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  • notnormalnuey

    obviously the other person who commented on this is a GIANT loser. everyone make stupid mistakes when there drunk. just take it as a lesson, like ook i can drink but when i start to feel it quit. you dont need to drink to get drunk.

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  • assen

    eh you were drunk. im not saying its normal, but alcohol gives you a bunch of hevos to do things you wouldnt normally do, but you just gotta know your limit from now on.

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  • Breathless

    You were drunk. You couldn't help it. But this also might mean you need to not drink so much to the point where you can't control your actions, especially your hormones.

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  • CountryRoads

    Normallllll.

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  • You could have been charged with sexual assault. Good you feel embarrassment & remorse. But being drunk is no excuse for violating other people.

    It is now your responsibility to watch the booze & not get drunk since you go out of control.

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