Eating dirty pie made by the dirty pie man
I had a hypothetical conversation with a friend the other day about what either one of us would or would not eat. My friend called me a germaphobe and said that he would not place a bunch of restrictions on what he would or would not eat like I do. So I posed a question for him. What if he had a car mechanic friend who loved to bake as a hobby. Every time he came across his mechanic friend at the shop, the guy would smell like piss, have pitch black dirt under his fingernails and a least a week's worth of beard stubble on his face. He would also have other funky body odors attached to him. Let's say that my friend loves pie. Especially apple! His mechanic friend knows this. One day, when my friend visits the garage to drop off his car to be repaired, this mechanic/baker has a surprise for him. He has baked him an apple pie! My question for my friend was: "Would you really eat that pie or would you throw it into the trash can at your first opportunity?" He responded that he would eat it because he was sure that his friend would wash his hands and use common sense sanitary measures when baking the pie. He also stated that all the germs would have been killed off during the baking process anyway. What do you think? Would you eat that pie if it were gifted to you? My answer, if you haven't guessed already, is HELL NO.
| I would love to eat that pie!! | 22 | |
| I would eat the pie if I didn't have dietary restrictions about it. | 12 | |
| I don't know. | 15 | |
| Are you fucking kidding me? Of course I would not eat that pie!! | 34 |