Dumbest baby names you can think of..

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Tommythecaty

1 year ago

Anytime a parent wants to express their uniqueness through the naming process is a disaster.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  On the other hand, it gets boring and confusing when there are five Toms in a class. And you have to start using surnames: Tom C, Tom S, Tom W... Having variety makes it easier to distinguish between people.
  
  Plus the new Gen Z attitude of total and complete acceptance of quirky people might mean the teachers and other school kids might completely take it in stride when I show up with my son named "Elsa". Who knows. It's still funny to think of possible names.
  
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  - Ummitsstillme
    
    1 year ago
    
    Today I am Aqua Marine! Not to be confused with the mineral...not the rock! And not to be confused with the toxic masculinity and patriarchal white violence, that is marines and not to be confused with turquoise or other minerals, that are special to native americans, but lets be clear my man pussy is aqua af!
    
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  - Ligeia
    
    1 year ago
    
    Tom isn't that common of a name. I think Thomas is a classy name.
    
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RoseIsabella

1 year ago

Buckaroo!

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JustAHuman

1 year ago

Jwbxiwvsjishqvekehwhdjxb

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taebby22

1 year ago

Jesus is a real name and has been for a long time. Pronounced "hey-soos"

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MonteMetcalfe

1 year ago

I once saw a birth announcement in a local paper where the parents actually named their kid His Majesty. I shit you not.

What the fuck is wrong with people???

I also like when they take a name but re-do the spelling to make it "special". I always think that makes the parents look like idiots.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Reminds me of Fantasy novels with characters that have names I can't pronounce.
  
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raisinbran

1 year ago

Worthless Piece of Garbage
Daddy and Mommy Hate Me
Failed Abortion

you asked...

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  1 year ago
  
  Perfect!
  
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Somenormie

1 year ago

Unusual names like Midnight and Bambi etc. are names the child will get bullied by other children

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- MonteMetcalfe
  
  1 year ago
  
  Or they'll grow up to be strippers or hookers.
  (Not that theirs anything wrong with that.)
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Yes :-))
  
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LloydAsher

1 year ago

All of them. Terrible.

Also dont name your kid a gem stone or some shit.

If you want a unique name just look up a normal name from 300 years ago.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Opal
  
  Topaz
  
  Ruby
  
  Sapphire
  
  Malachite
  
  Emerald
  
  Jade... Jade seems a normal name. (Wouldn't instantly connect it to a gem stone.)
  
  Olivine
  
  Quartz
  
  Aventurine
  
  Amazonite
  
  Lapis Lazuli
  
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Anonnet

1 year ago

Out of all these, I think Girlboss is clearly the worst. Most of the rest can either be shortened or smoothed over if you say it fast enough. Girlboss is the kind of name you skip entirely and just hope you have a usable middle name.

Think people will look at you weird for being named "Toxic" or "Bittersweet"? Imagine the sudden rage they will exude instead when they remember every other character they can think of that was described as a "girlboss". That kid either grows into that name and becomes universally loathed by everyone, parents and self included, or tries so hard to get away from it that they switch their gender and try to become a football player. Trying to raise that kid, you're going to wish you named them Watermelon Pie. If you survive!

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Meatballsandwich

1 year ago

My friend had a sister named Evy-Lee, despite being 100% white. Cringe as hell.

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- splashgame3
  
  1 year ago
  
  What does being white have to do with it?
  
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  - Meatballsandwich
    
    1 year ago
    
    Maybe "white" was a bad formulation, but the name is extremely cringe nevertheless, since it's just plain un-swedish.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      1 year ago
      
      I don't know. Foreign names are quite charming.
      
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Tinybird

1 year ago

Why are weird human baby names so FUCKING RANDOM? Like, they don't even name them NAMES that they give to pets, like Lucky, Mango, Magic, etc. They gave them completely random names like toothbrush, or striped sock, or cardboard box. Why???

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  You don't know what names I would give pets......... I should make a new poll. hehe
  
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m3s5t8

1 year ago

When my grandma was a teacher she taught a girl named "Kaileigh" apparently is was pronounced "Katherine"

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- splashgame3
  
  1 year ago
  
  How in the fuck do you get Katherine out of Kaileigh!? I can imagine she had to explain that nonstop. Poor kid
  
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    1 year ago
    
    Sounds like a Kay Li who wished she was named Kat.
    
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Ummitsstillme

1 year ago

I mean the worst in American English would have to be, "cunt"? Right? Theres no blue ivey apple boulevards of normalcy for someone named "cunt" is there?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Unless it's just spelled like that, and you pronounce it Count.
  
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MonteMetcalfe

1 year ago

Three more for your list:

-Jizz Bucket
-Baby Schmegma
-Chichicastenango

Oh & I forgot....I actually know someone who considered if the baby was a boy they were going to name it Vader. Thank God they had a girl & gave her a more normal name.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  So did they name the girl Mater?
  
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  - MonteMetcalfe
    
    1 year ago
    
    No. It was more normal but I won't repeat it in case they visit this site.
    
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SkullsNRoses

1 year ago

You should be an esteemed contributor to NameBerry OP, this is some real talent.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Thank you! Or maybe I'll just have ten kids, and horrify the locals here, hehehe.
  
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  - SkullsNRoses
    
    1 year ago
    
    I vote Watermelon Pie Happy Ending Slayyyyy for a gurgling girl and Punch Me Bittersweet Satan for a bouncing baby boy.
    
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KholatKhult

1 year ago

Rollercoaster Tycoon the Baby

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  1 year ago
  
  Yes! A bright future ahead for this child.
  
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ospry

1 year ago

OP

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  1 year ago
  
  Perfect! An Overpowered child.
  
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  - ospry
    
    1 year ago
    
    I like that!
    
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Vvaas

1 year ago

Penis

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  1 year ago
  
  oh God
  
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