Dumbest baby names you can think of..
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:-) Let's torture our kids by giving them ridiculous names!
Share ideas. hehehe
On the other hand, it gets boring and confusing when there are five Toms in a class. And you have to start using surnames: Tom C, Tom S, Tom W... Having variety makes it easier to distinguish between people.
Plus the new Gen Z attitude of total and complete acceptance of quirky people might mean the teachers and other school kids might completely take it in stride when I show up with my son named "Elsa". Who knows. It's still funny to think of possible names.
Today I am Aqua Marine! Not to be confused with the mineral...not the rock! And not to be confused with the toxic masculinity and patriarchal white violence, that is marines and not to be confused with turquoise or other minerals, that are special to native americans, but lets be clear my man pussy is aqua af!
I once saw a birth announcement in a local paper where the parents actually named their kid His Majesty. I shit you not.
What the fuck is wrong with people???
I also like when they take a name but re-do the spelling to make it "special". I always think that makes the parents look like idiots.
Out of all these, I think Girlboss is clearly the worst. Most of the rest can either be shortened or smoothed over if you say it fast enough. Girlboss is the kind of name you skip entirely and just hope you have a usable middle name.
Think people will look at you weird for being named "Toxic" or "Bittersweet"? Imagine the sudden rage they will exude instead when they remember every other character they can think of that was described as a "girlboss". That kid either grows into that name and becomes universally loathed by everyone, parents and self included, or tries so hard to get away from it that they switch their gender and try to become a football player. Trying to raise that kid, you're going to wish you named them Watermelon Pie. If you survive!