Dumbest baby names you can think of..

Anytime a parent wants to express their uniqueness through the naming process is a disaster.

Count Chocula

Buckaroo!

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Jesus is a real name and has been for a long time. Pronounced "hey-soos"

I once saw a birth announcement in a local paper where the parents actually named their kid His Majesty. I shit you not.

What the fuck is wrong with people???

I also like when they take a name but re-do the spelling to make it "special". I always think that makes the parents look like idiots.

Worthless Piece of Garbage
Daddy and Mommy Hate Me
Failed Abortion

you asked...

Unusual names like Midnight and Bambi etc. are names the child will get bullied by other children

All of them. Terrible.

Also dont name your kid a gem stone or some shit.

If you want a unique name just look up a normal name from 300 years ago.

Out of all these, I think Girlboss is clearly the worst. Most of the rest can either be shortened or smoothed over if you say it fast enough. Girlboss is the kind of name you skip entirely and just hope you have a usable middle name.

Think people will look at you weird for being named "Toxic" or "Bittersweet"? Imagine the sudden rage they will exude instead when they remember every other character they can think of that was described as a "girlboss". That kid either grows into that name and becomes universally loathed by everyone, parents and self included, or tries so hard to get away from it that they switch their gender and try to become a football player. Trying to raise that kid, you're going to wish you named them Watermelon Pie. If you survive!

My friend had a sister named Evy-Lee, despite being 100% white. Cringe as hell.

Why are weird human baby names so FUCKING RANDOM? Like, they don't even name them NAMES that they give to pets, like Lucky, Mango, Magic, etc. They gave them completely random names like toothbrush, or striped sock, or cardboard box. Why???

When my grandma was a teacher she taught a girl named "Kaileigh" apparently is was pronounced "Katherine"

I mean the worst in American English would have to be, "cunt"? Right? Theres no blue ivey apple boulevards of normalcy for someone named "cunt" is there?

Three more for your list:

-Jizz Bucket
-Baby Schmegma
-Chichicastenango

Oh & I forgot....I actually know someone who considered if the baby was a boy they were going to name it Vader. Thank God they had a girl & gave her a more normal name.

You should be an esteemed contributor to NameBerry OP, this is some real talent.

Rollercoaster Tycoon the Baby

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