Drinking cleaning chemicals

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The two chemicals I really have the urge to drink are Windex and Pine Sol!

The Windex is so blue and looks so good like it would be blueberry flavored :p but Pine Sol! I don't think Windex has anything on Pone Sol it looks especially delicious! It looks and SMELLS like lemonade!

I really want to mix Windex and Pine Sol together and chug away! Maybe refrigerate it for a bit and save it for a nice hot summer day. Or I could walk around sipping it from a cup with a bendy straw or something. It just looks so damn good!!!

Is it normal I want to drink Windex and Pine Sol? I have the strongest urge! It's almost as strong as the urge to masturbate!

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SubstationSubCurb111713

9 years ago | pl

You're confusing colour and flavour. Shit doesn't taste like chocolate.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Well duh! I know that from experience
  
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handsignals

9 years ago

why not just drink cool aid?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  KOOL-aid
  
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FireFlower

9 years ago

Put blue Gatorade in a winded bottle and enjoy

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  YES
  
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pixie_dust

9 years ago

troll

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Don't talk about yourself like that
  
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  - pixie_dust
    
    9 years ago
    
    You expect us to believe u already tried to eat shit bcuz u thought it was chocolate & ur not a troll?
    
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KingRabbit

9 years ago

um...thirsty?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  He'll yeah I am
  
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  - KingRabbit
    
    9 years ago
    
    If you truly do crave chemical cleaners you should discuss the potential deficiency you have with a professional.
    
    Windex smells like ammonia. And ammonia smells like cat piss. And if you want to drink cat piss, that should be a pretty big indicator to you that something is off.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      It's THAT serious?
      
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      - KingRabbit
        
        9 years ago
        
        I am not google, thank you.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        9 years ago
        
        Google is no help
        
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CoraCook

9 years ago

There's nothing like a good cleansing of your insides.

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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

If you're looking to give yourself brain damage, the go ahead, Op.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Nonsense
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yeah, my sentence is nonsense since I somehow forgot the N in the word Then.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      Mmhmmm
      
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musicfiend32

9 years ago

wtf ever

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

Will it unleash the beast?!

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FireFlower

9 years ago

Windex

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Jfdp

9 years ago

I saw the post and went
Drinking cleaning chemi . . .

Whooo nice knowing you bud

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- Jfdp
  
  9 years ago
  
  That's how my grandmothers aunt went
  
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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I am doing this for your own good!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLsONa3gKIQ

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megadriver

9 years ago

I'd suggest you don't try it. But what I'm getting is that you must be the life of the party! XD
Chugging chemicals is a no-no, but chugging mixed alcohol, bring it XD

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm actually pretty shy :-(
  
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- LaughinSkull
  
  9 years ago
  
  Alcohol is a chemical, more precisely a compound with a hydroxyl group (-OH). In fact, everything is made up of chemicals.
  
  People need to stop using the term as if it is synonymous with "carcinogen".
  
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  - megadriver
    
    9 years ago
    
    You do realize I was using the word "chemical" to describe all the stuff you use for cleaning in your house right?
    But you are correct.
    I hated chemistry in school. Mostly cause of the teacher, but I still dislike it XD
    
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    - LaughinSkull
      
      9 years ago
      
      I completely understood. I'm not really referring to you, but more of society's use of the word in general xD. It is the same reason proton "Nuclear Magnetic Resonance" had to be renamed "Magnetic Resonance Imaging" when used in hospital settings, because people freaked at the term "Nuclear" without understanding it.
      
      I'm a science major, and it does stuff to you...
      
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      - jeebley
        
        9 years ago
        
        ....makes you unable to accept the misuse of scientific words even when the meaning is absolutely clear?
        
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        LaughinSkull
        
        9 years ago
        
        It isn't clear to everyone in every conversation though. I could tell my mother that there are chemicals in her sandwich and she would flip, without actually understanding what a chemical is. That's the problems with the misnomers in society.
        
        Same goes for the use of "organic" and "natural".
        
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holierthansow

9 years ago

Yay! Darwin effect in full motion! You go, girl!!!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I'm a guy
  
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cupcake_wants

9 years ago

troll

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EccentricWeird

9 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Kv3feCk1Nc

Fail troll is fail.

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