Don't you hate when your finger pokes through the toilet paper?

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  • JustDave
    12 years ago | pl

    I stuck a finger up my ass once, and the person it belonged to got really pissed off.

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  • UliNalaMansae
    12 years ago | pl

    ah, this post brings back memories...

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  • Bubbles-for-life
    11 years ago

    You need an upgrade on your toilet paper miss :P

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  • Mrman10
    12 years ago

    No, I love to put my finger up my ass.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    No I love it, I lick my finger clean and savour the taste and essence.

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  • justmenotyou
    12 years ago

    My dad would say the best way to save money from buying toilit paper was to poke your finger through one square of paper, wipe your ass with your finger then with the paper, wipe your finger. Hes such a dork. I use wipes btw,and since i started using them, no more shit under my finger nail, yay!

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    • Riker300
      12 years ago

      If you are a female (or perhaps a man that enjoys having long finger nails) do you have the glue on finger nails by chance? I wonder how the ladies that have 3 inch glue on nails wipe their ass. Hmmm

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      • kellibean.no.1
        7 years ago

        Good question. I don't know how I did it til this day... I think I know where all those scars on my ass came from, now that I think of it.

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago

    Oh god! Im infected.

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  • :)BABYDOLL:)
    12 years ago

    Thats why I use baby wipes :)

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  • JenniferW
    1 year ago

    Yesterday I was in a hurry and used cheap to. My long, thin nails popped straight through and scratched me up so badly that I put on a shield. Next time I went, not only did it hurt but there was quite a bit of blood! Doctors office gave me suggestions for caring for this, but I'm telling you, don't cut corners when wiping yourself. Take your time and use something decent. Nothing wrong with throwing away baby wipes!

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  • johnho
    9 years ago

    Always remember to save that little piece that breaks loose cuz that is what you use to wipe the tip of your finger. I'm old Air Force, I heard that is what the Army used to do.

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  • pantaloonz
    12 years ago

    My Lord people!!!

    1. Wipes are horrible for your plumbing/septic
    2. Don't rush your poo, get it all out, then the clean up is much easier
    3. You only need enough to fold the sheet over three times, yes that's three squares. One good wipe that's all it takes.
    4. No I do not have skidmarks
    5. Wipes can cause severe "red-ass"
    6. It's just Poop, wash your hands and get over yourself.

    Pantz

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    • zcandy1973
      12 years ago

      5. Wipes can cause severe "red-ass"
      ?????????????
      are you using Clorox wipes? They sell flush-able wipes that don't cause problems with septic systems, and depending on the consistency of the poop you could wipe all day with toilet paper and still have something show on a wet wipe.

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  • Riker300
    12 years ago

    Baby wipes? Andrex quilts? Really folks? Sepic tank systems and urban home plumbing systems won't tolerate them well. Before there were pads, tampons and bathroom tissue the rag man had plenty gold. Rags and newspaper and shit like that was where it was at.

    Without fail I separate the plys to make a thicker and more absorbant wipe. Never happens. Guess I'm a bit anal about wiping my ass.

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  • Dreamboat
    12 years ago

    Its kind of funny when that happens

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  • miles2662
    12 years ago

    Try Andrex "QUILTS"
    And have a box of Andrex moist wipes.

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  • anarchy-is-glory
    12 years ago

    Happens to me all the time.

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