Don't you hate it when your wiping and your finger slips through?

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I just find it annoying...every now and then you'll come across some toilet roll that is too thin and soft and when your wiping after a poo, your finger slips through the paper and end up fingering your shit-filled bum hole...
OR its too soft and when you try to wipe, the toilet paper doesnt even move with your hand and you end up wiping your ass with literally just your hand...these are very bad times.
May i add i am a folder, not a scruncher so i'm not sure if scrunchers experience this...

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  • DannyKanes
    11 years ago | pl

    Yeah, sure. "Accidentally" they say.

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  • loveechelle
    11 years ago

    lol hahahaha where do you people come from

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    • Sickmufucka336
      11 years ago

      This the funniest shit I done Eva came cross reading these post

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    • OswaldCobblepot
      11 years ago

      http://lmgtfy.com/?q=human+reproduction

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  • Faceless
    11 years ago

    Haha. It happens.

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  • noemimi93
    11 years ago

    I'm a scruncher and I do experience this horrible act

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  • davesumba
    11 years ago

    only time i wash my hands is when this happens. so for me, it's good for my hygiene.

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    • poosandwees
      11 years ago

      thats nastyy

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      • davesumba
        11 years ago

        helps build up my immune system. i rarely get sick now.

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    • loveechelle
      11 years ago

      I wash my hands several times a day, it consistent of what i'm doing, but that's mandatory...

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  • harmonic1
    8 years ago

    Just double up and ensure you have a firm grip...

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  • BIgEB
    10 years ago

    ...yes, this is nasty...

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  • LadyXul
    11 years ago

    Get some of those fancy wet wipes or plain ol baby wipes.
    Never have any problems with those.

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  • la_uva_mojada
    11 years ago

    Time to invest in some higher end toilet paper.

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  • hairyfairy
    11 years ago

    Yes, it`s really gross when that happens.It usually happens when I use public bathrooms, I wish they would buy decent toilet paper.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    11 years ago

    I normally smell my finger and faint.

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    • iin2want2know
      11 years ago

      http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=monkey%20smells%20finger%20falls%20out%20of%20tree&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDQQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DDmskJe0UuG0&ei=LdHlUMroMdDPiwKh9oHwBQ&usg=AFQjCNEmWcW1Hd6slw2n-x_iZL5SGjJCBA&bvm=bv.1355534169,d.cGE

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    • robbieforgotpw
      11 years ago

      Do do finger is a fun game.

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  • negasphere
    11 years ago

    NORMAL:

    No one other than an imbecile or having a paraphilia for shit "likes" avoidable contact. Unavoidable/accidental contact is equally not a desired event to be a bit understated. It's WHY my home and work "Throne Rooms" have either sprayers or Bidet Seats.

    If you're not wiping shit with paper- your finger won't go through it- ever. Wet wipes either disposable or washable cloth tend to be a bit less likely to get one shitfingered.

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  • DameInDistress
    11 years ago

    Just use wipes, that's what I do. Use two wipes and it won't touch, and if it does (which never happens with me), just wash your hands.

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