Does santa claus exist?

Is the jolly fat man fictional, or will he really be squeezing down chimneys and picking locks to give kids what he's got in his sack this Christmas?

How many of you are believers?

Yes of course he's a real! 34
Maybe he is, maybe he isn't... 14
No he's just a myth. 71
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  • Aleks85

    Yes he's 100% real. I saw him at the mall.

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  • SoccerStud88

    I am Santa Claus and you're all on the naughty list

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    • Sweetz

      haha dam everyone needs a spanking then. >=0)

      mmm really odd but you actually came out in my dream the other day. well the guy in the picture, if that really is you :P

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      • SoccerStud88

        you'd like that too much ;) gotta be on the EXTRA naughty list for that

        and wow that's really strange/cool, hopefully it wasn't like a wet dream or i'de feel so violated & used! :) but yes, that's me.

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        • Sweetz

          Well let me know if i make it on the list ;P

          and don't worry, in the dream nothing bad happened :")

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  • pussyliquor

    idk if santa is real or not...but I will tell that if he is, he has a HUGE dick

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  • theabider

    Hello? This isn't a site for 5 year olds...

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    • Hello.

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  • When I was 10 santa slid down the chimmney and violated my back door. And when he finished he said merry christmas you little slut but sorry you were just naughty and your not getting a present this year.

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  • Does a bear shit in the woods?

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    • joker42359

      does a bear wipe his ass with a rabbit?

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  • dom180

    My 11 y/o nephew still believes. I want to tell him that SC isn't real, but his closer family would not approve :/

    I never believed. My parents never told me that he was real. Never spoilt my Christmases ;)

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    • Ibelievethis

      Aww Let your nephew continue to believe in santa, children need their sense of wonder and innocence for as long as possible. I belived in santa untill I was 13 x

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  • clitcommander

    your dumb as fuck, of course he is real, you call him daddy and he rapes you at night

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    • Suckyy5dolaaa

      STOP RUINING THIS CHILDS CHILDHOOD!!!!! let him believe for the time she has left...

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    • Then he gets in his sleigh and comes to my house and has a go at me as well. He has some stamina the old guy

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  • Faceless

    What did Santa Clause get Paris Hilton for Christmas?

    He raped her.

    High five?

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  • LightningTechnician

    Christians should say yes. Because those idiots would believe in anything.

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    • Ihadtomakeyetanotheraccountffs

      All they'd need is a Ho-ho-holy Bible.

      http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/516-poker-face.jpg

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  • Yes I know for sure because when I was little he snuck into my room on christmas eve and tampered with me, it was a night I will never forget.

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Hey if Abby Sciuto say's he's real who am I to argue?

    I mean she's got the forensic evidence I'm sure!

    =)

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    • I have some scientific evidence that proves santa exists, for real. It is white and gooey and in my bum.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        I don't think that was Santa. Maybe Michael Jackson... but not Santa

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  • DavidS.

    Santa Claus is definitely real, but it is not a person..it is the spirit of giving, of family , of love and togetherness..

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  • randomguy111

    Obviously a myth unless the laws of physics are not true

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  • Sweetz

    I think i need a picture with Santa :)
    Maybe next when i turn 21 he can give me a surprise ;)

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  • Gena45

    Considering I'm pretty much nocturnal and I have never seen him squeeze down anyone's chimney (how does he even fit), then I'm going to go with no. But my parents never celebrated Christmas so I never even knew who Santa Claus was until I was 12.

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  • Energy

    LOL!

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